🧵 Why XAU9999 is the only gold you'll ever need:
1. Real gold? Heavy. Expensive. Boring.
2. XAU9999? 1 quadrillion supply. Zero utility. Infinite memes.
3. Backed by nothing. Trusted by everyone (who laughs).
Join the movement. Mint your meme legacy.
#XAU9999 #CryptoMeme XAU9999: Because real gold is too heavy.”