🚨 FOMC MEETING: TRADER HORROR OR CRYPTO HOLIDAY?
I sit at the FOMC like I'm on Tinder — waiting for a match with a rate cut 📉 or another friendzone from Powell 😅
📈 Market: "Powell blinked — Bitcoin +5%"
📉 Powell is silent — altcoins in hysteria
💀 Flat — traders in therapy
The Fed plays chess, while crypto plays in tweets and memes. While someone reads the minutes, I read the chart with emotional burnout 🧠📊