Was Bitcoin created by the CIA?

Wild theory making rounds again. Some anons pointing to Satoshi's timing (2008 financial crisis), NSA's SHA-256 origins, and early cypherpunk ties to intelligence communities.

Personally? Doubt it. If CIA wanted control, they wouldn't build something this decentralized. More likely: they're scrambling to regulate what they can't kill.

But the paranoia? Healthy in crypto. Trust no one, verify everything.

What's your take? 👇