POV: The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again

Every dev knows this feeling. Years deep in the trenches—debugging at 3am, dealing with endless meetings, watching your code get rugged by management decisions.

The farm life fantasy hits different when:

- Your 10th deployment fails

- Another protocol gets exploited

- Gas fees eat your lunch

- You realize you haven't seen sunlight in 72 hours

Maybe the real alpha was touching grass all along