At exactly 3:00 AM, I finally decided to close the trading app. The coin I had bought was crashing faster than the speed of light—so much so that the chart looked like a waterfall in the Amazon rainforest.
I glanced at my phone’s notification bar only to discover the ultimate disaster: 1% battery.
In that split second, I dashed around the room like someone frantically searching for an elixir of life. I tripped over charging cables scattered across the floor, only to realize that the fast charger was plugged into my secondary phone—the one acting as a hotspot to share internet. If I unplugged it, the connection would drop. And if the connection dropped, I wouldn’t know if the price had rebounded or if the jury had officially declared my legal bankruptcy!
I stood there, paralyzed between two equally bitter choices:
Save my primary phone: Lose the internet, and watch the market die without even getting to say goodbye.
Keep the internet running: Let my phone die, and live in the dark abyss of price ignorance.
Suddenly, the screen went black. Silence enveloped the room.
I stared at the reflection of my face in the pitch-dark screen. My features were so vividly clear that I couldn't help but admire the quality of the "anti-fingerprint screen protector" I had recently bought. Well, at least I lost my money, but my screen remained spotless and free of any sad fingerprints!
I went to sleep that night with one absolute certainty: the real investment isn’t in cryptocurrencies; it’s in a genuine, 20,000 mAh power bank that supports fast charging and never fails its owner during times of catastrophic market crashes.
