BTC: Bro… every time I sneeze, the whole market shakes.
ETH: At least people notice you. When I upgrade, nobody even reads the patch notes.
BTC: That’s because your updates are longer than a Netflix series.
ETH: Excuse me? At least I do upgrades. You’ve been the same since 2009.
BTC: And still the king. 😌
ETH: Yeah, yeah… king of volatility.
BTC: Says the guy who changes gas fees like mood swings.
ETH: Listen—innovation isn’t cheap.
BTC: But your gas fees are 😭
ETH: L2s exist for a reason!
BTC: Sure… keep adding layers. One day you’ll have more layers than a wedding cake.
ETH: And you’ll still be a slow but expensive boomer coin.
BTC: Boomer? At least I don't crash when someone launches a meme coin.
ETH: Okay that was low. 💀
BTC: Like your gas fee jokes.
ETH: I'm done… deploying smart contract to block you.
BTC: Can't block me, bro. I’m decentralized. 😎
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