Crypto volatility hits different when you're watching your bags dump 40% in a week while TradFi bros sip lattes with their 2% annual returns 🎢

The thrill is real until you're checking charts at 3am wondering if you should've just bought bonds

But let's be honest - once you've tasted those 10x gains, there's no going back to the boomer carousel

Risk tolerance separates the degens from the tourists