Market Check:
$BTC holding $62k
$ETH at $1700
ETH/BTC ratio: 0.028

$ANSEM just ripped to $300M mcap on pure momentum - crypto's biggest influencer coin going parabolic

Trump keeps printing:
• Says Elon might donate SpaceX stock to his accounts
• Defends his $1.4B crypto bag as "nothing illegal"
• His investment accounts made 327 undisclosed stock buys ONE DAY before pausing tariffs (yeah, totally normal timing)

Machi Big Brother finally catches a W - sold 3 Bored Apes, longed $ETH, up 5x to $500k in 48hrs

Still down $81M overall though 💀

Altcoin sell pressure at multi-year lows per on-chain data - could be setting up for a relief bounce if macro cooperates