Me trying to explain my portfolio to my grandma
Grandma: "So how much profit?"
Me: sweating "It's... uhh... a long-term vision thing"
Grandma: "Did you lose money again?"
Me: "No no no, I'm just buying the dip for the 47th time"
Grandma: "And when does the dip stop?"
Me: stares at $BTC chart at 2am "Great question. Ask me again in 2027"
$BTC – my sleep paralysis demon
$BNB – my copium
double taps chart "Trust me Grandma, next month is our month"
Grandma: "You said that last month. And the month before."
Me: 💀