#Bitcoin❗
I bought some Bitcoin on Binance today,
Hoping my portfolio would fly away.
I looked at the chart, it was green and so high,
I yelled, "To the moon! I’m a regular guy!"
Then I went for a snack, just a minute or two,
Came back to the screen, and the candle was blue...
Wait, no, it was red, and crashing so fast,
My dreams of a Lambo were things of the past!
CZ was tweeting, the market was shaking,
My hands were so sweaty, my bank account aching.
Oh, Binance, oh Bitcoin, you digital rollercoaster,
Now I’m broke, eating ramen, and staring at my poster!🥴