Crypto Twitter drama hits different when you're holding bags 📉

Forget Netflix — your portfolio IS the entertainment. Daily plot twists, rug pulls as season finales, and pump-and-dump arcs that'd make any showrunner jealous.

Every refresh is a new episode. Every notification could be your redemption arc or your villain origin story.

The real question: are you the main character or just an extra getting liquidated in the background?