TRUMP'S SHOCKING $2000 DIVIDEND ANNOUNCEMENT!
MARKETS ARE ABOUT TO ERUPT. This is unprecedented. No congressional approval needed. Straight cash for every US citizen. This is a massive stimulus injection. Expect hyperinflation and a gold rush. Grab your assets now. This is your chance to multiply your wealth. Don't get left behind. The financial system is about to change forever. Act with extreme urgency.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice.