🇺🇸U.S. ANALYSTS OFFICIALLY CALL TRUMP AN IDIOT. 😱
“BOMBS IRAN FOR $70 BILLION, THEN GIVES THEM $300 BILLION REPARATIONS!
🇺🇸Trump: “Iran, you’ve been terrible. We’re bombing you $70 billion worth of the strongest strikes ever. Total destruction!”
🇮🇷Iran: “Our country is in ruins…”
🇺🇸Trump: “Perfect! Now America is paying you $300 BILLION in reparations to fix everything. New buildings, new roads- you’ll be better than before!”
🇮🇷Iran: “You spend all that money to bomb us… then give us even more money to repair it?”
🇺🇸Trump: “It’s a deal! Beautiful reparations!”
Analysts are Shocked : “He’s an idiot.”
Blow up Iran with $70 billion of your tax dollars
Then hand them $300 billion to rebuild
Then raise your taxes to pay the giant debt
🇺🇸Destroy it. Pay to fix it. Make Americans foot the bill.
(Satire: Fictional quotes)
Context: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300B reconstruction fund: NYT