😂🔥 From “Dove King” to “Hawk King” — BOJ’s full evolution unlocked 🔥🔥🔥
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Kazuo Ueda just dropped the toughest Christmas surprise at his Keidanren speech:
Wages are rising, prices are climbing, and the 2% inflation target isn’t a slide anymore — it’s reality.
Real rates are still dirt-cheap. If we don’t keep hiking, we’re disrespecting inflation.
Translation:
“I survived decades of negative rates. Now I can hike openly — and we’re not stopping next year.”
Just a week ago, he sounded cautious at the presser. Markets heard hesitation and dumped the yen to 157.
Ueda’s response? Go nuclear on Christmas Day.
Markets: “Wait… he’s serious?”
Carry traders: panic mode
• “Is the carry trade dead?”
• “Where did my yen short go?”
• “Who stole my leverage?”
One-liner:
Japan has stopped pretending.
The era of ultra-loose policy is over.
No more free yen ATM.
No more “Japan = cheapest funding.”
• Global funds → frantic repricing
• Retail → still asking, “Can we bottom-fish yen?”
• Ueda → see you at the next rate hike 😏
Ready or not — the dove is gone.
A 30-year zero-rate ninja has finally drawn his sword 🔥
Market check:
$ZBT — ZBTUSDT Perp: 0.1253 (-16.41%)





