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👱♀️ "Sometimes I feel like people don’t listen to me; they only care about my looks or the giveaways..." 🐸 "Sorry, I wasn’t listening. What did you say?" #depression $PEPE
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- "Wait… no human staff?" - "Nope. This restaurant is fully operated by robots. But look on the bright side: no one’s spitting in your soup..." $FET #RoboticsRevolution 🤖🍽️