This month's ledger update:

Salary balance of 2200u went into Bed 1 (ETH), currently showing a total unrealized loss of 3.2%. I won’t mention that old sickly position in Bed 3. Just saw ETH's 24h long positions explode to $19.3M, and the funding rate is still stuck at +0.0091%—this ECG isn't stable, would you dare to enter the market now? #ETH