You thought your online dating partner was a cute girl, but it turned out to be a 60-year-old lady; you thought she scammed you out of 200,000 to buy gold, but instead she flipped it and went for 10x leverage, dumping liquidity into the crypto space. Now that lady has been sitting on her position for 4 years, and your money has become someone else's collateral – you lost both cash and face. 😂