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#TrumpTariffs #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#BreakoutTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BNB #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#DayTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#TrumpTariffs #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#HODLTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#SpotVSFuturesStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#MuskAmericaParty #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#ScalpingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#SwingTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: Das FOMC hat gerade sein Treffen abgehalten und das Einzige, was schneller stieg als die Zinssätze, war Jerome Powells Blutdruck, als jemand "sanfte Landung" erwähnte.
Wall Street Brüder: "Zinsen pausiert, wir gehen zum Mond!"
Powell: hebt die Augenbraue "Habe ich gestottert?"
In der Zwischenzeit jeder Millennial mit einer Hypothek:
"Kann ich jetzt refinanzieren?"
FOMC: "Das wird ein Nein von uns, Kumpel."
Die Märkte reagieren wie:
Aktien: steigen
Anleihen: verwirrt

#XSuperApp #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$USDC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#PowellRemarks #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#CryptoStocks #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$USDC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused