privacyisdead

Ever wondered if the EU tax authorities felt a bit lonely not knowing every single detail of your crypto life? 🧐💸

Well, cheers to 2026, because DAC8 is officially here to turn your favorite exchanges into the ultimate neighborhood snitches! 🥂📁
$BTC
$AVAX

Since January 1st, your "private" trades are being gift-wrapped and handed over to the government on a silver platter. It’s truly touching how the authorities suddenly want to be your financial soulmate, tracking every satoshi like an obsessed ex who just can't let go. 🕵️‍♂️🇪🇺
$LINK

Privacy? That’s so last year. Now, we’re all living in a giant financial aquarium while the taxman watches us swim. If you thought decentralization was a cloak of invisibility, the EU just turned on the high-beam spotlights! 🚨🏦

Better start practicing your "honest taxpayer" smile now! 🤡✨
#DAC8 #CryptoTax #EU #PrivacyIsDead