Ever wondered if the EU tax authorities felt a bit lonely not knowing every single detail of your crypto life? 🧐💸
Well, cheers to 2026, because DAC8 is officially here to turn your favorite exchanges into the ultimate neighborhood snitches! 🥂📁
BTCUSDT
Διην.
73,281.5
-4.55%
AVAXUSDT
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9.595
-3.63%
Since January 1st, your "private" trades are being gift-wrapped and handed over to the government on a silver platter. It’s truly touching how the authorities suddenly want to be your financial soulmate, tracking every satoshi like an obsessed ex who just can't let go. 🕵️♂️🇪🇺
LINKUSDT
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9.073
-5.09%
Privacy? That’s so last year. Now, we’re all living in a giant financial aquarium while the taxman watches us swim. If you thought decentralization was a cloak of invisibility, the EU just turned on the high-beam spotlights! 🚨🏦
Better start practicing your "honest taxpayer" smile now! 🤡✨