The crypto lie detector 🤥
They say money can't buy happiness... but clearly the one who said that never had a sell order of $SOL stuck at 99% of the target without being touched. 💀
Let's do a brutal honesty experiment for this Friday:
Crypto toxicity level today (choose your number):
1️⃣ I check the chart every 5 minutes "just in case".
2️⃣ I already spent the profit from my $LINK in my head, even though the order didn't execute.
3️⃣ I placed a buy order so low that it only activates if Elon Musk sells Twitter.
4️⃣ I sleep with my phone under the pillow just in case the Binance alert goes off.
I'm at a 2.5 (looking at my red nails while I wait for the rocket). 💅🚀
What number are you at today? I'm listening (don't lie to me). 👇
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