🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Me after putting $5 into crypto and checking my portfolio every 3 minutes like I’m the CEO of the market 📈👀

Binance notifications: “BTC moved 0.2%”
Me: “THIS IS IT… FINANCIAL FREEDOM IS CALLING.” 💸😂

Meanwhile my wallet after fees: 🪦

Who else becomes a professional analyst after watching 2 YouTube videos and drawing random lines on charts? 😭📊

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