$ETH Bottom Fishing Moment!

Now's the time to go long on ETH; the professor usually wouldn't say 'bottom fishing,' but based on the market, we are indeed at the bottom. I recommend entering around 2065-2070, expecting a bounce back to above 2010 by this afternoon.

The current decline is due to several factors: first, the US-Iran conflict; second, the historical trend of new Federal Reserve chairpersons causing turbulence in the crypto space; and lastly, the rapid drop has led to mass liquidations and panic selling. We're currently stabilizing around 70, making this a prime opportunity to go long.