Thor killer

ℹ️ Bear markets $BTC are getting less deep:

Current drop of 53% — the mildest in history

The analysis shows that the current 53% decline in Bitcoin prices is the mildest among all previous bear markets, which may indicate the resilience of cryptocurrencies amid volatility and an intensified wave of buyers with strong conviction.

Positive—what we were waiting for.

💵 Found a secret message of Michael Saylor's stocks.

We're FCKED.

We messed up.

$BTC $ETH
#HumorCrypto

📊 Over the last 24 hours, $1.5 billion worth of positions have been liquidated.

Long positions: $1.20 billion
Short positions: $250 million

$BTC $ETH

⛵️ #STRC from Strategy is falling, pressure on $BTC is growing.

STRC is already trading around $75, shares $MSTRB are falling, and $BTC is also under pressure.

In the market, this is increasingly starting to look like an attack on the entire Strategy structure: they’re pushing down stocks, pushing down BTC, and pushing down ETF instruments.

If STRC continues to fall, Strategy will find it harder to attract new capital and maintain cash reserves—even for payouts, and even more so for buying back $BTC .

Summer 2022 vibe.
#DumpandDump

⛵️ $STRC has detached from 100$ — and Saylor himself admitted who designed it.

The preferred shares of Strategy (STRC), known as "Stretch", have dropped to record lows around 89$ — nearly 11% below the target nominal of $100.

This instrument was intended to be stable: it pays 11.5% annually, with the rate reviewed every month to keep the price around the nominal value. The logic is simple— above 100$ , Strategy prints more shares and buys Bitcoin; below 100$ , this funding channel simply gets turned off. Right now, it’s switched off.

Also, back in May, Saylor said in an interview that he designed STRC using ChatGPT.

Today, the instrument corrected 15% from its value.

A comment from WazzCrypto hits the same point: the price of BTC is held hostage by the Ponzi mechanics of Strategy, and until the market "gets rid" of Saylor or some sovereign state starts buying without regard for price— the BTC narrative will suffer every day while this instrument wobbles.

Seems reliable? Designed by artificial intelligence, traded like real intelligence in stress 😂
$BTC

🚨Pakistan announced a peace deal between the US and Iran.

The Prime Minister of Pakistan released a statement confirming the achievement of a peace agreement between the US and Iran.

According to him, both parties have agreed to an immediate and permanent halt to military operations on all fronts, including Lebanon.

The official signing ceremony is set to take place on Friday, June 19, in Switzerland.

Markets are reacting with a bullish trend, let's see how it plays out at the open.

$BTC is currently at the level of $68,200.
$$ETH 1840.

ℹ️ Elon Musk has officially become the first trillionaire in history.

Following today's #IPO #SpaceX , Musk's net worth has surged to $1.1 trillion.

Billionaires are now just the average class.
$SPCXB #ElonMuskTalks

#SpaceX is live you can't really impose any form on price action on this best thing to do is just let it develop

2.21 Trillion Cap is insane

Will check in a few days or next week and see were it stands
$SPCX $BEAT

🚀 Time to open trading $SPCX — the excitement is heating up.

▶︎ Open positions in futures on Binance: $395 million, Hyperliquid — $273 million

▶︎ Total subscription volume for Kraken IPO: $888 million, Binance wallet — $557 million

▶︎ The betting volume on Polymarket regarding final market cap has surpassed $13 million

▶︎ In the chats of major exchanges, discussions are buzzing about allocation distribution.

Is this liquidity siphoning from the crypto market — that’s a separate question. Looks like for many, tonight will be another sleepless one.
#IPO
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🧭 Found a new market maker toy #BinanceFutures

Token $VELVET has shot up 85% today. Over the last 4 days, the total increase has been 850% after a long consolidation period.

What's the endgame? Everyone knows it well.

📈 The strategy scooped up 1550 $BTC for $101 million at a price of $65,332 per Bitcoin.
Michael Saylor is a total genius, he freaked everyone out by dumping 32 BTC and then bought back in at a much lower price. Dump it. Pump it.
#dump #pump

🌍 Sell in May has shifted to June.

Short in May, June, and then dip out.

(c) Michael Saylor.

💰 #Bitmine submitted a request for the issuance of preferred shares with a 9.5% yield.

Is the bottom in?
I'm out of cash to DCA 🫠

$ETH

📉 Unrealized losses from Bitmine and Strategy.

Currently, #Bitmine holding $ETH , and #strategy , holding $BTC , are still racking up massive losses.

BitMine: -$8,900,000,000
Strategy: -$7,600,000,000

Question: Couldn't we have just bought $LAB and made some x's? Gotta teach everyone the ropes...

$LAB
it's started
let it crash

ℹ️ $LAB has doubled again.

Currently, the project's market cap is already $7.26 billion.

This will wrap up in a few hours with just a few candlesticks — it's only a matter of time.
$ETH

I know it's early but I'm going short on $LAB #SHORT📉
price 19.3
it could max out at 22
funding is rising
waiting for everyone to get shaved
waiting for a long squeeze like many scams
also $HYPE is overheated, get ready for shorts

👀 What's going on with $LAB and who’s behind this pump?

A few insiders reached out to Simon Dedich and shared the following:

1) The fund has allegedly adjusted the vesting schedule for $LAB to sustain the pump. The next unlock, it’s reported, is now postponed until August.

2) They're making deals with CEX, transferring large volumes of $LAB tokens, allowing the scam to continue on their exchanges.

3) The market maker behind the $LAB pump is reportedly the same one involved in the massive pump and dump of Movement Labs ($MOVE ).

4) The funniest part: it seems investors aren’t allowed to hedge risks through OTC deals because the team is currently negotiating with several OTCs to sell their own tokens (likely below market price).
#Labs #bnb