One, Hell Jokes
Invaders are treated as idols;
Dictators are treated as leaders;
People GD are treated as People GP.
Two, Earth Jokes
K War, we won, the Japanese are living a good life;
N War, we won, the Taiwanese are living a good life;
H War, we won, the Koreans are living a good life.
Three, Heaven Jokes
A group of wealthy people with many wives and concubines call themselves 'the proletariat';
A group of people with thirty-year land leases and seventy-year housing leases call themselves 'the masters of the country';
A group of people who cannot afford houses, cannot get married, cannot have children, cannot go to school, cannot afford medical care, and cannot support the elderly call themselves 'the successors of the communist cause.'
Four, Peach Blossom Spring Jokes
It is said that China currently has 680,000 doctoral students and 3,410,000 graduate students. This number is more than the total number of doctoral graduates cultivated in history.
It is said that the number of doctoral graduates in China each year is much higher than the total of all 196 countries in the world.
The difficulty of finding employment for master's graduates is very high; the employment situation for doctoral graduates will also become increasingly difficult.
All bachelor's, master's, and doctoral graduates either compete in Meituan, JD, Didi, Ele.me together, or they all compete in housekeeping services, security, and cleaning, or they all revisit the experience of going to the countryside!
The negative consequences of the photovoltaic industry's leap forward are already evident;
The negative consequences of the leap forward in high-speed rail and airports are becoming evident;
The negative consequences of the leap forward in urban infrastructure are becoming evident;
The negative consequences of the leap forward in higher education are becoming evident;
The negative consequences of the leap forward in new energy vehicles are becoming evident.
Promise a Peach Blossom Spring; fulfill a Rakshasa Sea!
Five, Eden Garden Jokes
Excitedly chatting about medical insurance, fantasizing about 'having access to medical care';
Excitedly chatting about social security, fantasizing about 'having support in old age';
Excitedly chatting about the housing market, fantasizing about 'property income';
Excitedly chatting about childcare subsidies, fantasizing about 'having education for the young';
Excitedly chatting about missiles and aircraft carriers, fantasizing about 'being far ahead'.
Suddenly thinking of topics like 'delayed retirement', 'mandatory social security contributions', 'housing rental tax', '50-year national bonds', 'housing prices falling', 'economic downturn', 'foreign capital withdrawal', 'decoupling and breaking chains', 'unemployment among university students', 'corruption', 'food safety', etc., and instantly feeling deflated.
The savings of the past thirty years have been depleted in the last ten years;
The expectations for the next thirty years have already been overdrawn in the last ten years!
Promise an Eden, fulfill a utopia!
Six, Conclusion
As an ordinary person, what should one ultimately do:
Should one be a concerned patriot, a reflective philosopher, or a happy pig?
If you lack ability, just numb yourself;
If you have the ability, reflect on yourself!
If you lack ability, just adapt to the environment!
If you have the ability, transform the environment!
