The British legal system can no longer hold back and confesses its deep feelings for Ethereum 🔥🔥🔥$ETH
"Baby, you are not air, you are my property! From now on, whoever dares to touch you, I will hit him according to the law!"
Institutional big shots wipe away their tears, touched:
"Great! Buying ETH before always felt like being in a secret relationship.
Now we can finally write it plainly on the balance sheet!
Pension grandpas, let's go for it!"
Global regulators sneak a peek in the group:
UK: "I'll go first."
US SEC: "I'll observe a bit more..."
EU: "Wait, I'm copying the homework."
Whales are frantically shopping while expressing their feelings:
"If I had known the law uncle was this supportive, I should have bought more during the last dip! Now a target price of $8500? Easy, let's set a small goal first, starting at $10,000!"
In a nutshell:
Ethereum has officially evolved from a "wild crypto monkey" to a "financial gentleman with a household registration."
It’s not about an explosion, it’s finally being invited to the noble living room for afternoon tea.
But don’t rush to set off fireworks, this tea still needs to be savored slowly; a storm? At most, just a rainy British afternoon.☕️😂
