Here is the 100% humorous, simple, sparkling, and totally accessible crypto glossary, even for someone who still thinks that “$BTC Bitcoin” is a brand of cookies 😂
Bear market ➡️ When prices drop so fast that even your morale needs a parachute.
Bull run ➡️ When everything goes up and you feel like an intergalactic finance genius… for 48 hours.
Airdrop ➡️ When you get free cryptos. Yes, FREE. It’s the only time the universe says to you: “Here, a gift, go buy yourself a chocolate croissant.”
Rug pull ➡️ When a project disappears with the funds. The crypto equivalent of “ghosting”… but with your money.
Blockchain ➡️ The big super-secure notebook where everything is written down. Impossible to erase. (Like your old tweets, unfortunately.)
Mining ➡️ When computers sweat on your behalf to create cryptos. The only form of socially accepted technological slavery.
Block ➡️ A page in the blockchain notebook. In real life: the chapter where you say to yourself “Why is this happening to me again?”
Diamond hands ➡️ Someone who never sells. Even if everything collapses. Even if everything burns. Even if their mother says: “SELL, I TELL YOU!!!”
HODL ➡️ A stylish way to say “I’m holding.” This word comes from a typo. Proving that success is sometimes just about writing fast while being a bit stressed.
NFT ➡️ A unique digital thing. Like you… but less complicated.
Blue chip ➡️ A serious, stable, mature crypto. The opposite of your ex, then.
Volatility ➡️ When it goes up and down faster than a WhatsApp conversation with someone moody.
Liquidity ➡️ When you can sell easily. If there isn’t any: it’s like trying to sell an oyster to someone who doesn’t like the sea.
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🚀 BTC/USDT — Aaja Ko Market Scenario (04 Nov 2025)
📊 Market Overview: Bitcoin हाल लगभग $103,900 वरिपरि trade भइरहेको छ 🔄। आजको दिनमा हल्का pullback देखिएको छ तर buyers बाट support पनि राम्रो देखिएको छ 💪। यदि price $103,500 माथि sustain रह्यो भने short-term bullish move आउन सक्छ 📈। तर breakdown भयो भने $102,800 सम्म correction सम्भावना छ ⚠️।
🔥 Trend: Slightly Bullish 📊 💬 Comment: Pullback बाट recovery expected 🚀। Short-term traders ले scalp profit को लागि watch गर्न सक्ने zone 💎। Breakout confirm भए 2-3% move आउन सक्छ 💥।$BTC
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📈 XRP is currently trending around $2.63. A light bullish sentiment is seen in the market. RSI is neutral, but as volume gradually increases, momentum may strengthen.
👉 If the price breaks above $2.70, the next leg could go up to $2.80+. ⚠️ However, if it starts to go below $2.50, bearish pressure may arise, so stop loss should be kept tight.
🔻 Key Note: It is better to be patient and look for confirmation candles before entering a trade.
🔍 Current Situation — General Overview Bitcoin and Ethereum have fallen below critical support levels, which has weakened market sentiment. Total crypto market capitalization has dropped below $3.8 trillion, indicating that there is bearish pressure in the market. Globally, the G20's risk watchdog has warned of significant gaps in crypto regulation — the lack of regulation and rules is a factor increasing market instability.
Alt Season refers to the time when the prices of altcoins (such as ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, etc.) rise sharply compared to Bitcoin. During this time, Bitcoin is either stable or slightly declining, and capital shifts towards altcoins.
🔹 Main indicators: 1️⃣ Declining Bitcoin dominance 2️⃣ Increasing volume of Ethereum and major altcoins 3️⃣ Decreasing Fear and increasing Greed in the market
📈 During this time, altcoins can show growth of up to 2x, 5x, 10x. However, entry timing and risk management are crucial.