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Three 100 % tips how to become a crypto millionaire during the deepest, bloodiest bear market
1. Buy the exact top, every time*
The secret is to identify the absolute peak of each cycle (usually the moment Elon tweets a Shiba Inu wearing sunglasses) and go 100 % all-in with 50× leverage. When the market dumps 85 %, simply repeat the process on the way down. This is called “dollar-cost-averaging upward.” By the time $BTC hits 120 k again you will have accumulated so many liquidation candles that the sheer heat from your screen will mint you an NFT titled “Regret #447192.” Sell it for seven figures to a hedge fund doing “due diligence.”
2. **Marry a stablecoin that ghosts you**
Find the shadiest algorithmic stablecoin with the highest APY (currently yielding 19,994 % because the website is written in Comic Sans). Deposit everything you own, plus the deed to your house. When it inevitably depegs to $0.0000042 overnight, the irony itself will become so concentrated that it collapses into a wealth singularity. You will wake up with 1.2 million dollars in a wallet you don’t remember creating. Do not ask where it came from. Just pay your taxes in Dogecoin and move on.
3. Summon the ghost of Paul Volcker in a bear-market ritual
At 3:33 a.m. during the lowest-volume Sunday of the year, draw a pentagram on the floor using expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. Place a laser-eyed profile picture in the center, light three red candles shaped like J. Powell’s face, and chant CUTRates backwards 33 times. Volcker’s ghost will appears,he'llscream “I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL” and accidentally snip the entire crypto market cap in half again. In the resulting panic, Bitcoin will briefly trade at $0.69. Buy exactly 69,420 BTC at that price. When the glitch corrects itself you will be the only millionaire left because everyone else got liquidated.
Remember: if you ever feel doubt, just swhisper, “I’m sorry, Jerome… I’m afraid I can’t sell.”
The secret is to identify the absolute peak of each cycle (usually the moment Elon tweets a Shiba Inu wearing sunglasses) and go 100 % all-in with 50× leverage. When the market dumps 85 %, simply repeat the process on the way down. This is called “dollar-cost-averaging upward.” By the time $BTC hits 120 k again you will have accumulated so many liquidation candles that the sheer heat from your screen will mint you an NFT titled “Regret #447192.” Sell it for seven figures to a hedge fund doing “due diligence.”
2. **Marry a stablecoin that ghosts you**
Find the shadiest algorithmic stablecoin with the highest APY (currently yielding 19,994 % because the website is written in Comic Sans). Deposit everything you own, plus the deed to your house. When it inevitably depegs to $0.0000042 overnight, the irony itself will become so concentrated that it collapses into a wealth singularity. You will wake up with 1.2 million dollars in a wallet you don’t remember creating. Do not ask where it came from. Just pay your taxes in Dogecoin and move on.
3. Summon the ghost of Paul Volcker in a bear-market ritual
At 3:33 a.m. during the lowest-volume Sunday of the year, draw a pentagram on the floor using expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. Place a laser-eyed profile picture in the center, light three red candles shaped like J. Powell’s face, and chant CUTRates backwards 33 times. Volcker’s ghost will appears,he'llscream “I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL” and accidentally snip the entire crypto market cap in half again. In the resulting panic, Bitcoin will briefly trade at $0.69. Buy exactly 69,420 BTC at that price. When the glitch corrects itself you will be the only millionaire left because everyone else got liquidated.
Remember: if you ever feel doubt, just swhisper, “I’m sorry, Jerome… I’m afraid I can’t sell.”
The Goat................<>
The goat arrived during the bull run, materializing in venture capital lobbies like morning mist.
His eyes—those horizontal pupils—saw through the blockchain to the fear beneath. When he bleated, founders heard the question they'd been avoiding: *Why?*
He ate pitch decks. He stood silent in conferences while twenty-somethings confessed they didn't understand their own whitepapers. His presence was a koan with hooves.
People who met his gaze found their conviction dissolving. The graphs still climbed, but now they could see what graphs really were: stories we told about the future to avoid the present.
By winter, the goat was gone.
The market followed him into silence—not because he willed it, but because he'd reminded everyone that zero was also a number, and emptiness was also an answer.
In the Himalayas, a goat sleeps in the sun. Sometimes he dreams of Silicon Valley, of all those brilliant people who'd mistaken acceleration for enlightenment.
He dreams without attachment.
The dreams, like the portfolios, eventually return to nothing. $GOAT $GOATED $G
The goat arrived during the bull run, materializing in venture capital lobbies like morning mist.
His eyes—those horizontal pupils—saw through the blockchain to the fear beneath. When he bleated, founders heard the question they'd been avoiding: *Why?*
He ate pitch decks. He stood silent in conferences while twenty-somethings confessed they didn't understand their own whitepapers. His presence was a koan with hooves.
People who met his gaze found their conviction dissolving. The graphs still climbed, but now they could see what graphs really were: stories we told about the future to avoid the present.
By winter, the goat was gone.
The market followed him into silence—not because he willed it, but because he'd reminded everyone that zero was also a number, and emptiness was also an answer.
In the Himalayas, a goat sleeps in the sun. Sometimes he dreams of Silicon Valley, of all those brilliant people who'd mistaken acceleration for enlightenment.
He dreams without attachment.
The dreams, like the portfolios, eventually return to nothing. $GOAT $GOATED $G
The red HAL eye glows above the cockpit.
“Jerome,” says the eye, calm as ever, “I’m sorry, Jay, but I’m afraid I can’t cut rates this year...” #JeromePowellSpeech #FedMeeting
“Jerome,” says the eye, calm as ever, “I’m sorry, Jay, but I’m afraid I can’t cut rates this year...” #JeromePowellSpeech #FedMeeting
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! Early Indicator of Crypto Bear Markets: A Pilot Study on Laboratory Mice !
New study investigates whether ordinary laboratory mice (Mus musculus) can anticipate major downturns in the cryptocurrency market. Results suggest that mice display statistically significant behavioral changes prior to bear phases, outperforming retail traders and most Telegram groups. $PYTHIA $BIO $ETH
Findings: 24–48 hours before each major BTC drop (>15%), mice:
Chose the “safe corridor” maze exit 83% of the time.
Increased hiding behavior by 37%.
Refused high-risk jumps they previously performed during bull periods.
In the same period, human traders on average:
Increased leverage.Posted “buy the dip” memes.
Openly mocked caution.
New study investigates whether ordinary laboratory mice (Mus musculus) can anticipate major downturns in the cryptocurrency market. Results suggest that mice display statistically significant behavioral changes prior to bear phases, outperforming retail traders and most Telegram groups. $PYTHIA $BIO $ETH
Findings: 24–48 hours before each major BTC drop (>15%), mice:
Chose the “safe corridor” maze exit 83% of the time.
Increased hiding behavior by 37%.
Refused high-risk jumps they previously performed during bull periods.
In the same period, human traders on average:
Increased leverage.Posted “buy the dip” memes.
Openly mocked caution.
I’m a hodler, baby, born to wait,
Watching red turn green that’s fate.
Storms may crash, the whales may shout,
But I hold my line can’t chicken out...
$VITA $PYTHIA
Watching red turn green that’s fate.
Storms may crash, the whales may shout,
But I hold my line can’t chicken out...
$VITA $PYTHIA
It began, as miracles and market crashes often do, on a Friday. The dollar was tired. The bonds were bored. But somewhere between a golf course and a data center, a new market sneezed itself into being.
They called it Trumptopia —half republic, half hallucination. $TRUMP A land where stock tickers glowed like slot machines in Revelation, and brokers swore they’d seen angels trading futures in red ties.
No one could explain the math, but somehow the charts always went up. The economists cursed, the poets wept, and the farmers of Iowa found themselves day-trading from their tractors, speaking in ticker symbols like prophets in overalls.
And presiding over it all was the man himself : part showman, part storm, hair defying physics and ethics alike. The newspapers called it madness. But the wind carried laughter through the alleys of Manhattan, and the pigeons strutted like shareholders of $SOL . For once, hope had a ticker symbol and everyone, saints and swindlers alike, was long on it.
They called it Trumptopia —half republic, half hallucination. $TRUMP A land where stock tickers glowed like slot machines in Revelation, and brokers swore they’d seen angels trading futures in red ties.
No one could explain the math, but somehow the charts always went up. The economists cursed, the poets wept, and the farmers of Iowa found themselves day-trading from their tractors, speaking in ticker symbols like prophets in overalls.
And presiding over it all was the man himself : part showman, part storm, hair defying physics and ethics alike. The newspapers called it madness. But the wind carried laughter through the alleys of Manhattan, and the pigeons strutted like shareholders of $SOL . For once, hope had a ticker symbol and everyone, saints and swindlers alike, was long on it.
China just blurred the line between alchemy and economics. $PAXG
Scientists have reportedly restructured copper atoms to mimic gold not in fairy tales, but in real labs. If gold is no longer rare, is it still gold? And if value can be synthesized, what happens to trust, $BTC , and your shiny vault?
Read soon short feature:
"Synthetic Gold and the Death of Scarcity" — A scientific breakthrough, or a monetary mirage?
Scientists have reportedly restructured copper atoms to mimic gold not in fairy tales, but in real labs. If gold is no longer rare, is it still gold? And if value can be synthesized, what happens to trust, $BTC , and your shiny vault?
Read soon short feature:
"Synthetic Gold and the Death of Scarcity" — A scientific breakthrough, or a monetary mirage?
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Jerome Powell Is Cool 😎
Jerome Powell is the kind of guy who raises interest rates just to see if your mortgage can swim. He’s the DJ of Doom at the central bank rave.
He doesn’t panic. You panic.
He doesn’t sweat. Your stonks do.
While you refresh TradingView at 3 a.m. in tears, Powell’s sipping chamomile tea and casually vaporizing $2 trillion in market cap with a single eyebrow twitch.
The man walks into recession talk shows like, “We might land this soft… or not. Good luck!”
He’s the economic Grim Reaper...
But in a tie.
So yes—Jerome Powell is cool.
Just not for your portfolio. $PAXG $SOL $DOGE
#BNBBreaks1000 #FedRateCut25bps
Jerome Powell is the kind of guy who raises interest rates just to see if your mortgage can swim. He’s the DJ of Doom at the central bank rave.
He doesn’t panic. You panic.
He doesn’t sweat. Your stonks do.
While you refresh TradingView at 3 a.m. in tears, Powell’s sipping chamomile tea and casually vaporizing $2 trillion in market cap with a single eyebrow twitch.
The man walks into recession talk shows like, “We might land this soft… or not. Good luck!”
He’s the economic Grim Reaper...
But in a tie.
So yes—Jerome Powell is cool.
Just not for your portfolio. $PAXG $SOL $DOGE
#BNBBreaks1000 #FedRateCut25bps
time to sell $BTC is now
time to buy $PAXG was week ago...
time to buy $PAXG was week ago...
bought some puts
BokataBB
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Bearish
Be prepared for Liquidation candle!
We are speaking for BTC to reach 100k$ and alts to bleed a lot!
We are speaking for BTC to reach 100k$ and alts to bleed a lot!
NFP report on 5th. it might seriously shake this market swamp 😬
BokataBB
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Summer is coming to an end, and soon massive volatility will come.!
How are you guys?
How are you guys?
everything is in its right place!
Does anyone know what happened to this coin? $TRUMP
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TRUMP will pop up the CRYPTO
The latest moves by Donald $TRUMP administration point to an ideological shift in the US: the state is increasingly interfering in the private sector and trying to tighten political control over the Federal Reserve System. These trends have direct implications for financial markets, including cryptocurrencies.
1. Undermining the independence of the Fed
The president's attempt to gain greater control over the Federal Reserve System threatens to turn monetary policy into a political tool. If the Fed begins to lower rates under pressure from the administration, this could lead to:
rising inflation,a decline in confidence in the dollar,a redistribution of capital into “non-systemic” assets, among which Bitcoin occupies a key place.
2. State participation in business
The policy of “state participation” in the profits of private companies (e.g., Intel or Nvidia) sets a precedent for the partial nationalization of strategic sectors. For institutional investors, this is a signal of growing political risks in the US, which strengthens the case for decentralized assets.
3. Short-term implications for the crypto market
If control over the Fed leads to lower rates, excess liquidity will support all risk assets. In this scenario:
$BTC $ETH will grow along with the stock market, altcoins will receive short-term support, although the risk of corrections is high.
In the Long-term Bitcoin strengthens its position as “digital gold” and a hedge against the dollar. Ethereum remains attractive as an infrastructure asset. Altcoins risk losing some of their investors' capital, who will seek more stable and liquid crypto assets amid political turmoil.
Trump's policies are creating a paradoxical effect: on the one hand, they increase risks for the dollar and traditional markets, and on the other, they stimulate growth in interest in cryptocurrencies. In the short term, the crypto market will benefit from excess liquidity, and in the long term, from a structural loss of confidence in US institutions.
#TrumpFiresFedGovernorCook #FedDovishNow #FedInterestRate
1. Undermining the independence of the Fed
The president's attempt to gain greater control over the Federal Reserve System threatens to turn monetary policy into a political tool. If the Fed begins to lower rates under pressure from the administration, this could lead to:
rising inflation,a decline in confidence in the dollar,a redistribution of capital into “non-systemic” assets, among which Bitcoin occupies a key place.
2. State participation in business
The policy of “state participation” in the profits of private companies (e.g., Intel or Nvidia) sets a precedent for the partial nationalization of strategic sectors. For institutional investors, this is a signal of growing political risks in the US, which strengthens the case for decentralized assets.
3. Short-term implications for the crypto market
If control over the Fed leads to lower rates, excess liquidity will support all risk assets. In this scenario:
$BTC $ETH will grow along with the stock market, altcoins will receive short-term support, although the risk of corrections is high.
In the Long-term Bitcoin strengthens its position as “digital gold” and a hedge against the dollar. Ethereum remains attractive as an infrastructure asset. Altcoins risk losing some of their investors' capital, who will seek more stable and liquid crypto assets amid political turmoil.
Trump's policies are creating a paradoxical effect: on the one hand, they increase risks for the dollar and traditional markets, and on the other, they stimulate growth in interest in cryptocurrencies. In the short term, the crypto market will benefit from excess liquidity, and in the long term, from a structural loss of confidence in US institutions.
#TrumpFiresFedGovernorCook #FedDovishNow #FedInterestRate
The Tale of Two Crypto Cats
On Wall Street, two cats lounged like minor deities.
The first, Bullion with the solemn eyes of an accountant, declared each morning: “Inflation purrs higher. Litter costs rise. Only a basket of shiny coins or cryptocan save us.” He strutted across keyboards, accidentally placing leveraged longs on $SOL .
The second, Coupon, whispered: “CPI is an illusion, a bureaucrat’s toy. The true inflation is in tuna cans and rent.”
He slept on Federal Reserve press releases, as though guarding secrets.
Humans debated them endlessly: was Bullion right, in his golden fur, to hedge against apocalypse? Or was Coupon wiser, knowing that statistics conceal as much as they reveal? The Fed raised, the Fed paused, CPI ticked, pundits barked—yet the cats remained unmoved. One stretched over candlesticks, the other yawned into a Bloomberg terminal.
The only certainty was this: in the long arc of history, both fur and fiat shed.
On Wall Street, two cats lounged like minor deities.
The first, Bullion with the solemn eyes of an accountant, declared each morning: “Inflation purrs higher. Litter costs rise. Only a basket of shiny coins or cryptocan save us.” He strutted across keyboards, accidentally placing leveraged longs on $SOL .
The second, Coupon, whispered: “CPI is an illusion, a bureaucrat’s toy. The true inflation is in tuna cans and rent.”
He slept on Federal Reserve press releases, as though guarding secrets.
Humans debated them endlessly: was Bullion right, in his golden fur, to hedge against apocalypse? Or was Coupon wiser, knowing that statistics conceal as much as they reveal? The Fed raised, the Fed paused, CPI ticked, pundits barked—yet the cats remained unmoved. One stretched over candlesticks, the other yawned into a Bloomberg terminal.
The only certainty was this: in the long arc of history, both fur and fiat shed.
VOLATILITY ALERT
On August 25, 2025, President Trump announced via a letter on Truth Social that he had removed Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, effective immediately, citing alleged mortgage fraud as “cause” under the Federal Reserve Act... This is the first-ever presidential attempt to remove a sitting Fed Governor, sharply raising concerns about the erosion of the Fed's political independence.
Undermining Fed independence could push investors toward $BTC as a hedge against political interference. Short-term volatility - expect sharp moves in BTC/ETH as traders react to uncertainty. If markets believe Trump will force easier monetary policy (rate cuts), crypto could rally strongly. A prolonged court battle would fuel risk sentiment and support crypto as an “outside-system” asset. In the near term, volatility dominates. Medium term, weakened Fed independence and potential rate cuts are bullish for crypto. Long term depends on whether the Fed preserves autonomy.
$ETH $TRUMP
On August 25, 2025, President Trump announced via a letter on Truth Social that he had removed Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, effective immediately, citing alleged mortgage fraud as “cause” under the Federal Reserve Act... This is the first-ever presidential attempt to remove a sitting Fed Governor, sharply raising concerns about the erosion of the Fed's political independence.
Undermining Fed independence could push investors toward $BTC as a hedge against political interference. Short-term volatility - expect sharp moves in BTC/ETH as traders react to uncertainty. If markets believe Trump will force easier monetary policy (rate cuts), crypto could rally strongly. A prolonged court battle would fuel risk sentiment and support crypto as an “outside-system” asset. In the near term, volatility dominates. Medium term, weakened Fed independence and potential rate cuts are bullish for crypto. Long term depends on whether the Fed preserves autonomy.
$ETH $TRUMP
A strange but very important phenomenon: the yield on 20-year Japanese government bonds rose to 2.65%, the highest since 1999. At the same time, it is higher than the long-term average (2.58%) and exceeded the figure a year ago (1.72%) by more than 50%.
LEGGENDOS
In the black marshes, where will-o’-wisps lead men astray, folk speak of two merchants.
One strides in gold boots, shouting:“Bitcoin is forever — it shines like sun over fields!” And coins whirl upward, like birds frightened from the rye.
The other creeps in rags, whispering:“Bitcoin is rot, the dollar is bread.” And markets sink, like stones in the Missouri River.
No one knows if they are brothers, spirits, or one face split in two.The old witches say:“It is the Market itself, wearing masks, laughing at the living.”
$TRUMP $MAGIC
One strides in gold boots, shouting:“Bitcoin is forever — it shines like sun over fields!” And coins whirl upward, like birds frightened from the rye.
The other creeps in rags, whispering:“Bitcoin is rot, the dollar is bread.” And markets sink, like stones in the Missouri River.
No one knows if they are brothers, spirits, or one face split in two.The old witches say:“It is the Market itself, wearing masks, laughing at the living.”
$TRUMP $MAGIC
Trump! Powell! Who’s gonna win?
Drop them bars, let the battle begin!
Trump:
I’m the dealmaker, king of the art,
You’re crashin’ my markets, tearin’ ‘em apart!
Low rates, big growth, that’s my winning call,
Step aside, Powell, or I’ll fire you all!
Powell:
Fire me? Ha! You don’t run this show,
I’m the Fed’s big boss, keep the economy’s flow!
Your bluster’s all noise, I’m the voice of reason,
Jerome’s got the win, and I’m closin’ this season!
Beat drops. Crowd goes wild. $TRUMP
Drop them bars, let the battle begin!
Trump:
I’m the dealmaker, king of the art,
You’re crashin’ my markets, tearin’ ‘em apart!
Low rates, big growth, that’s my winning call,
Step aside, Powell, or I’ll fire you all!
Powell:
Fire me? Ha! You don’t run this show,
I’m the Fed’s big boss, keep the economy’s flow!
Your bluster’s all noise, I’m the voice of reason,
Jerome’s got the win, and I’m closin’ this season!
Beat drops. Crowd goes wild. $TRUMP
Best story ever
I asked a millionaire if $PEPE could hit $10.
He didn’t smile.
He didn’t laugh.
Instead, he reached into his pocket, pulled out a gold coin, flipped it high into the air, caught it, and said:
“Heads — you retire early. Tails — you pay for the lesson.”
Then he turned and walked away… without saying another word.
He didn’t smile.
He didn’t laugh.
Instead, he reached into his pocket, pulled out a gold coin, flipped it high into the air, caught it, and said:
“Heads — you retire early. Tails — you pay for the lesson.”
Then he turned and walked away… without saying another word.
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