🦇 Valenti von Kluv is one of the most mysterious residents of the Dark District. Rumors say he's a vampire. He doesn't deny it. He just silently drinks cherry juice from a wine glass. Every evening. In the same chair. Under the same streetlamp. They say he can hypnotize. Once he even hypnotized himself. Though... he doesn't reflect in mirrors. In the city, they call him Valenti. Behind his back — Kryakula.
🪪 Name: Major-Banana 🎖 Position: Sheriff of GooseVerse City 📍 District: Retro District 🔰 Status: Self-proclaimed, but recognized by all 🍌 Features:
Always in uniform, always on duty Speaks briefly, like a shot Does not tolerate nonsense, especially before lunch Loves order, donuts — on schedule Never smiles, but jokes sharply
📜 Quote:
> "Order is not an opinion. It is a schedule."
🕶 Interesting fact: Came by himself, appointed himself Sheriff, printed his own badge. No one argues — he has charisma, a gun, and a plan.
GooseVerse is a creative project about characters. No heavy topics, no pressure — just style, humor, and atmosphere. If you enjoy visual storytelling, you’re welcome here.
They gathered a council of geese in GooseVerse. Each arrived with their own style, their own character, their own life… But once they stood in a row, it turned out they all had the same face: “I’m the main one here.”
They say it’s an ancient goose phenomenon: the more unique the style — the more identical the expression. GooseVerse scientists still can’t explain it.
We gathered all the geese to figure out where the market is headed. They looked at each other… …and decided it’s better to just look stylish instead. #NFT
«GooseVerse chooses vacation: 1️⃣ Japan: peace, sushi, and an angry look 2️⃣ Mexico: quesadilla, sombrero, and an even angrier look Who is closer to you? 1 or 2?
I'm building GooseVerse — a universe of NFT geese with character, mood, and philosophy. No hype. No copies. Just vibe, style, and emotion. Every character has a story. We’re small for now — but growing. Thanks, Web3, for the chance to be heard.