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#FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BNB #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#CryptoScamSurge #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#TrumpBitcoinEmpire #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BNB #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#MemecoinSentiment #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#MyStrategyEvolution #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#TradingStrategyMistakes #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#USCryptoWeek #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$BTC #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#ArbitrageTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#BTCBreaksATH #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#BinanceTurns8 #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#SECETFApproval #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#TrendTradingStrategy #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$SOL #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

$SOL #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#BinanceTurns8 #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused

#TrumpTariffs #FOMCMeeting BREAKING: The FOMC just held their meeting and the only thing that rose faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”
Wall Street bros: “Rates paused, we moon!”
Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?”
Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:
“Can I refinance now?”
FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.”
Markets are reacting like:
Stocks: up
Bonds: confused