almostrich

🧓 I Think I Found My Roots…

Name: AlertX
My Legendary Grandpa? Satoshi Nakamoto 👀
My Net Worth: $0.000000000001
Grandpa’s Net Worth: $129,397,622,466.47 💰

I’m not a billionaire yet — but I’ve got the zeros, just need the "1" 🥲

> "Dear Grandpa, if you’re out there… I just need your wisdom 👴
Or your wallet password... either one works."

If anyone finds Satoshi, do let me know — I’ll reward you with eternal gratitude… and maybe a meme coin or two. 😅

#AlertX #SatoshiNakamoto #CryptoFamily #1BTCDream #AlmostRich #CryptoComedy

How I Almost Made $12,000 From a Coin I Didn’t Even Buy.

In May 2024, I spotted a meme coin on my feed.
It had:
No utility 🧻
99.9% chance to rug 🔪
And a name so stupid I won’t type it here 🤡
But it was trending.

So I opened it…
Thought for 4 minutes…
Decided to be “smart” and passed.
3 weeks later?
💥 $84 to $12,000.

That’s when I learned something painful:
The market doesn’t care about your logic.
It rewards timing, not IQ.
And regret is more expensive than risk.
Since then, I don’t chase pumps.

I just farm info, filter early plays, and track vibes like a CIA analyst with PTSD.

No, I’m not saying BUY random tokens.
I’m saying know what’s out there before it explodes.

I’ll drop one fresh token every week here.
Not calls.
Just breadcrumbs.

🔔 Follow for Token #1 tomorrow.

#CryptoRegret #AlmostRich #K0B7

$PEPE $WIF $degenai