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Bitcoin vs NASDAQ
This chart from Crypto Rover shows how BTC (orange) and the Nasdaq (blue) have been moving in recent months.
It’s noticeable that the Nasdaq is recovering much faster compared to BTC, but it’s important that Bitcoin is already showing the first signs of a rebound.
Such divergence often ends with Bitcoin catching up to traditional markets, especially when the index starts to grow more steadily.
It’s also important to know that historically BTC tends to catch up to the indices, but with a time lag.
$BTC $ETH $SOL
#BinanceBlockchainWeek #BTC86kJPShock #bitcoin #crypto #CryptoJoke
This chart from Crypto Rover shows how BTC (orange) and the Nasdaq (blue) have been moving in recent months.
It’s noticeable that the Nasdaq is recovering much faster compared to BTC, but it’s important that Bitcoin is already showing the first signs of a rebound.
Such divergence often ends with Bitcoin catching up to traditional markets, especially when the index starts to grow more steadily.
It’s also important to know that historically BTC tends to catch up to the indices, but with a time lag.
$BTC $ETH $SOL
#BinanceBlockchainWeek #BTC86kJPShock #bitcoin #crypto #CryptoJoke
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Why doesn't crypto like parties?
Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
#CryptoJoke
#cryptouniverseofficial
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Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
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Have you seen how newbies react to market drops? "How could this happen?! I was watching the charts!" Yes, bro, you were watching as if it were a football match, not your money! 🏟️📉
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What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin at the bar?
“You’re a little down today, huh? Don’t worry, we’ll both rise again!” 😆
#CryptoJoke #BTC #altcoins $BTC #ToTheMoon🌕✨
“You’re a little down today, huh? Don’t worry, we’ll both rise again!” 😆
#CryptoJoke #BTC #altcoins $BTC #ToTheMoon🌕✨
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Digital Euro: Prepare for a Cashless Life
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
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What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
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And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
⸻
What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
⸻
And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
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What do #Launchpool from Binance and a sperm bank have in common?
Everything goes into the glass.
#CryptoJoke
Everything goes into the glass.
#CryptoJoke
💔 Pi Coin ka 6 Saal ka Sapna Toot Gaya: Bubble Finally Burst! 😱💥
$BTC
6 saal tak Pi Coin team ne humein sapne dikhaye, bola ki yeh "future currency" hai aur sirf ads dekh kar paisa kama sakte ho! 💰👀 Lekin Mainnet launch ke din yeh sab ek bada joke nikla! 🤡 Blockchain kahaan hai? Kahin bhi nahi! Yeh toh ek mobile game ke points jaisa feel ho raha hai! 🎮🤣
😂 Sabse zyada mazedar baat?
Pi Coin ki apni team hi sure nahi thi ki yeh coin kabhi list hoga ya nahi! 🙃 Lekin community badi hoti gayi, toh fas gaye! Pehle “ads dekh ke ameer bano” ka drama chalaya, par jab ad revenue bhar gaya, toh project hilne laga. Community ne ads click karna bandh kar diya aur bola "jab tak listing nahi hoti, tab tak no clicks!" 📉👎 Team ghabra gayi aur ek naya shortcut socha! 🤯
💡 Stellar Network ka shortcut!
Khud ki blockchain banane ka mann nahi kiya, toh seedha Stellar Network ka ride le liya! 🚗💨 Bas ek ready-made system par Pi Coin ka sticker chipka diya aur bola "Ho gaya bhai, done!" 🤦♂️😂
Aapko kya lagta hai? Pi ka future kaisa dikh raha hai? 👀💭 Neeche apni rai do! ⬇️
#PiCoin 📉 #CryptoDrama 🎭 #PiBubbleBurst 💥 #CryptoJoke 🤡
$BTC
6 saal tak Pi Coin team ne humein sapne dikhaye, bola ki yeh "future currency" hai aur sirf ads dekh kar paisa kama sakte ho! 💰👀 Lekin Mainnet launch ke din yeh sab ek bada joke nikla! 🤡 Blockchain kahaan hai? Kahin bhi nahi! Yeh toh ek mobile game ke points jaisa feel ho raha hai! 🎮🤣
😂 Sabse zyada mazedar baat?
Pi Coin ki apni team hi sure nahi thi ki yeh coin kabhi list hoga ya nahi! 🙃 Lekin community badi hoti gayi, toh fas gaye! Pehle “ads dekh ke ameer bano” ka drama chalaya, par jab ad revenue bhar gaya, toh project hilne laga. Community ne ads click karna bandh kar diya aur bola "jab tak listing nahi hoti, tab tak no clicks!" 📉👎 Team ghabra gayi aur ek naya shortcut socha! 🤯
💡 Stellar Network ka shortcut!
Khud ki blockchain banane ka mann nahi kiya, toh seedha Stellar Network ka ride le liya! 🚗💨 Bas ek ready-made system par Pi Coin ka sticker chipka diya aur bola "Ho gaya bhai, done!" 🤦♂️😂
Aapko kya lagta hai? Pi ka future kaisa dikh raha hai? 👀💭 Neeche apni rai do! ⬇️
#PiCoin 📉 #CryptoDrama 🎭 #PiBubbleBurst 💥 #CryptoJoke 🤡
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Why do whales always know everything?
Because they held candles.
#CryptoJoke
#Whale.Alert
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Because they held candles.
#CryptoJoke
#Whale.Alert
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Why are traders on Binance always in good shape?
Because they are constantly "jumping" between assets.
#CryptoJoke
#TrendingTopic
Because they are constantly "jumping" between assets.
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#TrendingTopic
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Why doesn't Elon Musk worry about his crypto?
He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
#CryptoJoke
#ElonMuskTalks
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He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
#CryptoJoke
#ElonMuskTalks
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What do a crypto analyst and schoolchildren have in common before gym class?
At some point, they all change their shoes.🔄
#CryptoJoke
#analysis
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At some point, they all change their shoes.🔄
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#analysis
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Investing in $TRUMP is like dating your ex: fun at first, then only torment and a desire to return to "normal life".
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#TRUMP
#TrumpMarketInsights
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#TRUMP
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Why will traders never die virgins?
Because the volatility will have everyone.
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#trading
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Because the volatility will have everyone.
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#trading
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Why are swing traders always so passionate? Because they know how to "switch" between positions and never miss the moment to "enter"!
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#SwingTrade
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Bitcoin fell so hard that even Satoshi Nakamoto came back and asked: "What's going on here?"
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If you get banned — don't be sad. This could be the start of your $25 million startup. 😉
#CryptoJoke
#TRUMP
#CryptoJoke
#TRUMP
#Tramp
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
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Judging by the fall, Trump is a cheap shot )
#CryptoJoke
#TRUMP
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$TRUMP
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#TRUMP
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On Binance, two holders are discussing their trades. One says:
— Listen, I bought Bitcoin, and it dropped!
The other laughs:
— You just don’t know how to "hold" properly!
The first one is puzzled:
— How?
The second replies:
— Just hold it so that it doesn’t see how worried you are!
#BTC
#CryptoJoke
$BTC
— Listen, I bought Bitcoin, and it dropped!
The other laughs:
— You just don’t know how to "hold" properly!
The first one is puzzled:
— How?
The second replies:
— Just hold it so that it doesn’t see how worried you are!
#BTC
#CryptoJoke
$BTC
Looking back, my journey with Binance has been nothing short of transformative. 🚀 From the first small investment to now holding a diverse portfolio, every coin has taught me something — patience with BTC, agility with ETH, potential with altcoins. 📈 I’ve seen dips, I’ve seen peaks, but most importantly, I’ve seen growth — not just in value, but in knowledge and discipline. Binance made it accessible, secure, and empowering. 💛
Crypto isn’t just numbers; it’s a mindset. And I’m proud of how far I’ve come. Here’s to learning, growing, and holding strong. 🌍
#Binance #CryptoJoy #CryptoJoke #MyGrowth
Crypto isn’t just numbers; it’s a mindset. And I’m proud of how far I’ve come. Here’s to learning, growing, and holding strong. 🌍
#Binance #CryptoJoy #CryptoJoke #MyGrowth
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