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So, the Ivy Leagues are finally offering Master’s degrees in Blockchain because a YouTube tutorial just wasn't "prestigious" enough? 🎓🤔
Actually, it turns out the "future of finance" requires more than just a hoodie and a dream; it needs a $100,000 piece of paper to prove you know how to copy-paste a smart contract. 📜💸
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It’s almost poetic watching these historic institutions, which usually move at the speed of a snail, suddenly sprint to grab that sweet, sweet crypto tuition money. 🏃‍♂️💰
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I guess we’ve officially moved from "crypto is a scam" to "crypto is a 3-credit course with a mandatory internship." 🏛️🔗
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It’s great that we’re injecting "high-quality talent" into the space, assuming these geniuses don't just use their Ivy League brains to build even more complex ways for us to lose money. 📉🤡 Sustainability is coming, guys—it just costs a mortgage-sized student loan to get there! 🎓🚀
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