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PATRICIA B-M
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💫🥰🌹Crypto Poem of Monday, December 8, 2025 (in 'I wake up' mode 🤭)
In the sky of tokens, it's the big party 💃🥳

woke up with a hangover at 89 400, had a CME coffee and boom! 91 700 while shouting 'still alive, guys!'
In Abu Dhabi, Binance received its gold diploma ⭐ 22nd license, $BNB is up +1% in 'thank you, Papa Sheikh' mode. The little green dragon on its cosmic unicorn stuck an 'approved' sticker on its telescope, too proud.
Meanwhile, Bybit and Circle are holding hands, they released USDC in 'come my baby, we're going to make stable babies' mode. Traders: 'finally a couple that doesn't dump after the wedding.'
PATRICIA B-M
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Hello 🌹 Briefs from December 7

Bitcoin $BTC 89 545 $ (+0.08 % over 24h) Still in a little nap between 85,000 and 92,000 $ after its big peak at 126,000 $ in October. Experts say: "It's just a big nap before the next Christmas hug" 🎄✨
Ethereum $ETH 3,200 $ Everyone is putting their ETH in staking (like in a giant piggy bank) so there is less and less to sell: it's preparing for a big rebound.
XRP 2.40 $
SOL 175 $ (the happiest of the bunch this week)
Saint Nicholas gifts version institutions 🎁
ABRA_PBMOfficialFans:
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💫💖🌹HABITS OF LIGHT 🌹💖💫 Precious ✒️🌹 $ETH #PATRICIABM
💫💖🌹HABITS OF LIGHT 🌹💖💫

Precious ✒️🌹
$ETH
#PATRICIABM
PATRICIA B-M
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$ETH 🌟 BlackRock's Ballad & the Galactic ETH 🌟

BlackRock descends from the sky in a regulated suit with a brand new, shiny, staked ETF. "Here you go, brave institutions, taste the enchanted Ether!" and Wall Street applauds: “We're all going to enjoy this!"

ETH makes a little leap: +3.3% elegance, it raises its digital glass: "To our new romance!"
While $BTC , not jealous, dances confidently and climbs, mustache in the wind in a wild atmosphere.

The Fed, behind, whispers: "Maybe we'll cut rates…", traders hear “gift!” and launch ho-ho-ho! A scent of Christmas rally floats in the cryptos like soft, high-falling token flakes.

As the markets soar, stress becomes dust. We see charts doing the caterpillar, candlesticks in light. And BlackRock, proudly exclaims: "We're not here to joke around!" while Ethereum murmurs: "Just one more little hit for pleasure…" 🥂

Good evening, Sweet night 🌟
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
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💫🥰🌹Crypto Poem of Monday, December 8, 2025 (in 'I wake up' mode 🤭)In the sky of tokens, it's the big party 💃🥳 woke up with a hangover at 89 400, had a CME coffee and boom! 91 700 while shouting 'still alive, guys!' In Abu Dhabi, Binance received its gold diploma ⭐ 22nd license, $BNB is up +1% in 'thank you, Papa Sheikh' mode. The little green dragon on its cosmic unicorn stuck an 'approved' sticker on its telescope, too proud. Meanwhile, Bybit and Circle are holding hands, they released USDC in 'come my baby, we're going to make stable babies' mode. Traders: 'finally a couple that doesn't dump after the wedding.'

💫🥰🌹Crypto Poem of Monday, December 8, 2025 (in 'I wake up' mode 🤭)

In the sky of tokens, it's the big party 💃🥳

woke up with a hangover at 89 400, had a CME coffee and boom! 91 700 while shouting 'still alive, guys!'
In Abu Dhabi, Binance received its gold diploma ⭐ 22nd license, $BNB is up +1% in 'thank you, Papa Sheikh' mode. The little green dragon on its cosmic unicorn stuck an 'approved' sticker on its telescope, too proud.
Meanwhile, Bybit and Circle are holding hands, they released USDC in 'come my baby, we're going to make stable babies' mode. Traders: 'finally a couple that doesn't dump after the wedding.'
FrankZappa:
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$ETH 🌟 BlackRock's Ballad & the Galactic ETH 🌟 BlackRock descends from the sky in a regulated suit with a brand new, shiny, staked ETF. "Here you go, brave institutions, taste the enchanted Ether!" and Wall Street applauds: “We're all going to enjoy this!" ETH makes a little leap: +3.3% elegance, it raises its digital glass: "To our new romance!" While $BTC , not jealous, dances confidently and climbs, mustache in the wind in a wild atmosphere. The Fed, behind, whispers: "Maybe we'll cut rates…", traders hear “gift!” and launch ho-ho-ho! A scent of Christmas rally floats in the cryptos like soft, high-falling token flakes. As the markets soar, stress becomes dust. We see charts doing the caterpillar, candlesticks in light. And BlackRock, proudly exclaims: "We're not here to joke around!" while Ethereum murmurs: "Just one more little hit for pleasure…" 🥂 Good evening, Sweet night 🌟 Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
$ETH 🌟 BlackRock's Ballad & the Galactic ETH 🌟

BlackRock descends from the sky in a regulated suit with a brand new, shiny, staked ETF. "Here you go, brave institutions, taste the enchanted Ether!" and Wall Street applauds: “We're all going to enjoy this!"

ETH makes a little leap: +3.3% elegance, it raises its digital glass: "To our new romance!"
While $BTC , not jealous, dances confidently and climbs, mustache in the wind in a wild atmosphere.

The Fed, behind, whispers: "Maybe we'll cut rates…", traders hear “gift!” and launch ho-ho-ho! A scent of Christmas rally floats in the cryptos like soft, high-falling token flakes.

As the markets soar, stress becomes dust. We see charts doing the caterpillar, candlesticks in light. And BlackRock, proudly exclaims: "We're not here to joke around!" while Ethereum murmurs: "Just one more little hit for pleasure…" 🥂

Good evening, Sweet night 🌟
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
SPEED_X1:
Merci 💙🥰🌹🔥 Thanks 🌹 Thanks 🥰🌹 PBM Queen 🌺🌹🥰🌹
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PATRICIA B-M
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💫🥰🌹Crypto Poem of Monday, December 8, 2025 (in 'I wake up' mode 🤭)
In the sky of tokens, it's the big party 💃🥳

woke up with a hangover at 89 400, had a CME coffee and boom! 91 700 while shouting 'still alive, guys!'
In Abu Dhabi, Binance received its gold diploma ⭐ 22nd license, $BNB is up +1% in 'thank you, Papa Sheikh' mode. The little green dragon on its cosmic unicorn stuck an 'approved' sticker on its telescope, too proud.
Meanwhile, Bybit and Circle are holding hands, they released USDC in 'come my baby, we're going to make stable babies' mode. Traders: 'finally a couple that doesn't dump after the wedding.'
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✨💖 Ultra short tale "Elon vs EU" " Once upon a time, there was a knight named Elon who wanted everyone to speak freely in his castle X. But the great magical forest of Brussels, guarded by the Lady DSA, shouted: "You hide your advertising scrolls and sell blue medals to anyone!" On December 5, 2025, she issued an enchanted fine of 120 million euros (140 million dollars). Elon replied on his starry donkey: "Let’s abolish this too dense forest! Let’s restore freedom to the kingdoms!"

✨💖 Ultra short tale "Elon vs EU"

" Once upon a time, there was a knight named Elon who wanted everyone to speak freely in his castle X. But the great magical forest of Brussels, guarded by the Lady DSA, shouted: "You hide your advertising scrolls and sell blue medals to anyone!"
On December 5, 2025, she issued an enchanted fine of 120 million euros (140 million dollars).
Elon replied on his starry donkey: "Let’s abolish this too dense forest! Let’s restore freedom to the kingdoms!"
Lucilla Cat Lana:
👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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💫💖🌹 The 12 Constellations of the Magical Economy to wish you good night...🌌 The 12 Constellations of the Magical Economy In the great sky of the market, twelve constellations have begun to shine 🌟 They do not explain the future (I am not Madame Irma) but they tell why the world moves here and there... ⭐ 1. The Constellation of Energy ⚡ Without it, the economy would go 'pouf'... Like a charger that you forget to plug in (it happens to everyone...). ⭐ 2. The Constellation of Returning Factories 🏭 Industries are coming back home... Yes, even those that left to 'buy milk' 20 years ago.

💫💖🌹 The 12 Constellations of the Magical Economy to wish you good night...

🌌 The 12 Constellations of the Magical Economy
In the great sky of the market, twelve constellations have begun to shine 🌟 They do not explain the future (I am not Madame Irma) but they tell why the world moves here and there...
⭐ 1. The Constellation of Energy ⚡
Without it, the economy would go 'pouf'... Like a charger that you forget to plug in (it happens to everyone...).
⭐ 2. The Constellation of Returning Factories 🏭
Industries are coming back home... Yes, even those that left to 'buy milk' 20 years ago.
Lucilla Cat Lana:
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞🌹🌹🌹🌹
PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰

Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play:
- Spotify = the music room
- Zoom = the meeting room
- Coinbase = the crypto treasure room
- LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂

And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys.

This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥

Result? For 25 minutes:
- Spotify: "oops, no more music"
- Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead"
- Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins"
- Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣

But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌

In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨

And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕

Good evening 💖,
Warmly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫

* React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.
PATRICIA B-M:
🙏😘💖🌹💫
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💫💖🌹 Story to dry the tears of ABRA...🦄🌸 The Unicorn with Twelve Stars and the Little Mischievous Dragon Once upon a time, in a pastel kingdom where the air smelled of marshmallows, there was a giant Unicorn named Eurielle. She had twelve golden stars in her mane, one for each friend she protected. Eurielle was not perfect: sometimes she stumbled over her own wings, sometimes she lost a star and had to stick it back with magical tape. But she watched over her enchanted meadow with gentleness and kindness.

💫💖🌹 Story to dry the tears of ABRA...

🦄🌸 The Unicorn with Twelve Stars and the Little Mischievous Dragon
Once upon a time, in a pastel kingdom where the air smelled of marshmallows, there was a giant Unicorn named Eurielle. She had twelve golden stars in her mane, one for each friend she protected.
Eurielle was not perfect: sometimes she stumbled over her own wings, sometimes she lost a star and had to stick it back with magical tape. But she watched over her enchanted meadow with gentleness and kindness.
CuteAngel1515:
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💫🌹💖🙏 THANK YOU 🙏💖🌹💫 Thank you always to you Patricia 💙 $BTC #PATRICIABM
💫🌹💖🙏 THANK YOU 🙏💖🌹💫
Thank you always to you Patricia 💙
$BTC
#PATRICIABM
PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹Good evening my dear subscribers,

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.
A simple, sweet thank you, coming from the deepest part of me.

Your kind words, your hearts, your roses, your I love yous, etc. …
They have touched me where it really counts.
I keep them precious as little treasures.

You have become one of the sweetest joys of this year (painful).
I hold all of you in a corner of my woman's heart. 🙏💖🌹

Thank you for being there.
Thank you for letting me be Patricia, simply.

I send you a big hug with all my gratitude and tenderness. 💖🙏

#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
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When some countries choose fines… X chooses freedom. From Brazil to Canada, from Australia to the EU, the pressure is increasing. But X refuses to give in: the freedom of expression is not for sale. Here, the voice of users matters more than the imposed control. And as long as it is possible, we will continue to speak. @PATRICIAB-M #PATRICIABM
When some countries choose fines…
X chooses freedom.

From Brazil to Canada, from Australia to the EU,
the pressure is increasing.
But X refuses to give in:
the freedom of expression is not for sale.

Here, the voice of users matters more
than the imposed control.
And as long as it is possible,
we will continue to speak.
@PATRICIA B-M
#PATRICIABM
Von Burleson yAqw:
FREEDOM
💖✨️🌹 The vibrations of Kindness - Poetry where every soul counts 🌹✨️💖 🌹A big thank you to you 🙏💖 Each subscriber, a world apart: a unique person with a beating heart. Not just a number, not just a name but a precious soul that I cherish and love. You are important, you are precious. Each of you is a treasure to me. I am grateful for your wonderful comments and for the trust you place in me. 🌹A little about me ✨️💖 I am not a financial investment advisor, just a poet who loves the dance and song of the #crypto . I share my thoughts and creations with you to bring you a bit of joy and inspiration in all kindness. 🌹If you are looking for financial advice: The CIFs, guardians of finance weave advice with caution and science. They navigate the seas of the markets to guide their clients to safe shores. If you are looking for a lighthouse to guide your steps, go see the CIFs, they will know how to help you. 🌹Stay connected on X and Instagram: @PatriciaBM_OfficialFans Made to assert what is right, Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 💖🌹✨️
💖✨️🌹 The vibrations of Kindness - Poetry where every soul counts 🌹✨️💖
🌹A big thank you to you 🙏💖
Each subscriber, a world apart: a unique person with a beating heart. Not just a number, not just a name but a precious soul that I cherish and love. You are important, you are precious. Each of you is a treasure to me. I am grateful for your wonderful comments and for the trust you place in me.
🌹A little about me ✨️💖
I am not a financial investment advisor, just a poet who loves the dance and song of the #crypto . I share my thoughts and creations with you to bring you a bit of joy and inspiration in all kindness.
🌹If you are looking for financial advice:
The CIFs, guardians of finance weave advice with caution and science. They navigate the seas of the markets to guide their clients to safe shores. If you are looking for a lighthouse to guide your steps, go see the CIFs, they will know how to help you.
🌹Stay connected on X and Instagram:
@PatriciaBM_OfficialFans
Made to assert what is right,
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 💖🌹✨️
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💫💖🌹Good evening my dear subscribers, I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you. A simple, sweet thank you, coming from the deepest part of me. Your kind words, your hearts, your roses, your I love yous, etc. … They have touched me where it really counts. I keep them precious as little treasures. You have become one of the sweetest joys of this year (painful). I hold all of you in a corner of my woman's heart. 🙏💖🌹 Thank you for being there. Thank you for letting me be Patricia, simply. I send you a big hug with all my gratitude and tenderness. 💖🙏 #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
💫💖🌹Good evening my dear subscribers,

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.
A simple, sweet thank you, coming from the deepest part of me.

Your kind words, your hearts, your roses, your I love yous, etc. …
They have touched me where it really counts.
I keep them precious as little treasures.

You have become one of the sweetest joys of this year (painful).
I hold all of you in a corner of my woman's heart. 🙏💖🌹

Thank you for being there.
Thank you for letting me be Patricia, simply.

I send you a big hug with all my gratitude and tenderness. 💖🙏

#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
ABRA_PBMOfficialFans
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When some countries choose fines…
X chooses freedom.

From Brazil to Canada, from Australia to the EU,
the pressure is increasing.
But X refuses to give in:
the freedom of expression is not for sale.

Here, the voice of users matters more
than the imposed control.
And as long as it is possible,
we will continue to speak.
@PATRICIA B-M
#PATRICIABM
Jayna Deschaine GVTH84:
💫🌹💖🙏 MERCI 🙏💖🌹💫
PATRICIA B-M
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$BNB
"A little word to thank you all 🙏💖🌹💫. I saw that some of you arrived late, so one last 🎁IE3FZE7V🎁 to wish you a wonderful night."
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
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PATRICIA B-M
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✨💖 Poem: The Legend of Saint Nicholas and the Little Sage Bitcoin 💖✨

Once upon a time, there was Saint Nicholas (the great patron of well-behaved children) and $BTC Bitcoin (the wisest child in the crypto world). He was super nice: he rose to $126,000 (the highest of highs like when you touch the ceiling with a balloon 🎈), the big bankers (BlackRock & co) applauded him, so he deserves lots of gifts 🎁.

Tonight (December 5), we put out the carrot and the slippers.
In Bitcoin language:
- The carrot 🥕 = the big players who buy the dip (they fill their reserves when the price drops a bit).
- The slippers = our little wallets nice and warm to keep our BTC.
- The glass of water = patience (because waiting without panicking is also being wise).

🍫 Tomorrow morning (December 6), surprises in the slippers.
What could happen:
- Small gift: the price gently rises towards $93,000 – $95,000 (like chocolates and clementines 🍊).
- Big gift: if the Fed is nice and institutions keep buying, we might see $100,000 before Christmas (the big gift under the tree 🎁✨).
- In 2026, jackpot: The wise big bearded ones (Tom Lee, Larry Fink…) predict a sleigh loaded with $180,000 / $250,000.

⚠️ And what about Père Fouettard? He is the nasty big dip (like -30% in November). But this year, he just grumbled for show... everyone has been wise and kept their BTC (HODL = being wise in crypto 😂).

In magical summary: Tonight, we put our little BTC in the slippers (we hold, we buy a little if we can). Tomorrow and all through December, lots of little treats and maybe a huge gift before Christmas. 🎄
Saint Nicholas loves those who believe in magic… and Bitcoin loves those who believe in it 💕
And you, what are you putting in your slippers tonight?

Happy Saint Nicholas 🙏💖💫
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
Carolynn Splawn rko1:
🧞🪄 ✨💛🎄Bonne Saint-Nicolas🎄💛✨
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💫🤔🌹 Europe has just fined X (Elon Musk's Twitter) 120 million € because: The paid blue checks deceive everyone (you can pay 8 € and pass yourself off as anyone). X refuses to show its data to researchers. The ads are hidden / unclear. This is the very first fine under the new European law (DSA). Concrete consequences: X has to pay (it's peanuts for them, like 2 days of revenue). X has 3 months to fix all this, otherwise the next fines will be ×30 larger. Musk and the Americans are shouting "censorship" and threatening to go to war with Europe. In reality, it changes nothing for you today: you can still scroll and see memes. In short: Europe said "I'm the sheriff now", Musk went 🤬, and the fight continues. The end. 🍿 TO BE CONTINUED... Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
💫🤔🌹 Europe has just fined X (Elon Musk's Twitter) 120 million € because:
The paid blue checks deceive everyone (you can pay 8 € and pass yourself off as anyone).
X refuses to show its data to researchers.
The ads are hidden / unclear.
This is the very first fine under the new European law (DSA).
Concrete consequences:
X has to pay (it's peanuts for them, like 2 days of revenue).
X has 3 months to fix all this, otherwise the next fines will be ×30 larger.
Musk and the Americans are shouting "censorship" and threatening to go to war with Europe.
In reality, it changes nothing for you today: you can still scroll and see memes.
In short: Europe said "I'm the sheriff now", Musk went 🤬, and the fight continues. The end. 🍿

TO BE CONTINUED...

Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
Gers RDC:
parfait !
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✨💖 Poem: The Legend of Saint Nicholas and the Little Sage Bitcoin 💖✨ Once upon a time, there was Saint Nicholas (the great patron of well-behaved children) and $BTC Bitcoin (the wisest child in the crypto world). He was super nice: he rose to $126,000 (the highest of highs like when you touch the ceiling with a balloon 🎈), the big bankers (BlackRock & co) applauded him, so he deserves lots of gifts 🎁. Tonight (December 5), we put out the carrot and the slippers. In Bitcoin language: - The carrot 🥕 = the big players who buy the dip (they fill their reserves when the price drops a bit). - The slippers = our little wallets nice and warm to keep our BTC. - The glass of water = patience (because waiting without panicking is also being wise). 🍫 Tomorrow morning (December 6), surprises in the slippers. What could happen: - Small gift: the price gently rises towards $93,000 – $95,000 (like chocolates and clementines 🍊). - Big gift: if the Fed is nice and institutions keep buying, we might see $100,000 before Christmas (the big gift under the tree 🎁✨). - In 2026, jackpot: The wise big bearded ones (Tom Lee, Larry Fink…) predict a sleigh loaded with $180,000 / $250,000. ⚠️ And what about Père Fouettard? He is the nasty big dip (like -30% in November). But this year, he just grumbled for show... everyone has been wise and kept their BTC (HODL = being wise in crypto 😂). In magical summary: Tonight, we put our little BTC in the slippers (we hold, we buy a little if we can). Tomorrow and all through December, lots of little treats and maybe a huge gift before Christmas. 🎄 Saint Nicholas loves those who believe in magic… and Bitcoin loves those who believe in it 💕 And you, what are you putting in your slippers tonight? Happy Saint Nicholas 🙏💖💫 Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
✨💖 Poem: The Legend of Saint Nicholas and the Little Sage Bitcoin 💖✨

Once upon a time, there was Saint Nicholas (the great patron of well-behaved children) and $BTC Bitcoin (the wisest child in the crypto world). He was super nice: he rose to $126,000 (the highest of highs like when you touch the ceiling with a balloon 🎈), the big bankers (BlackRock & co) applauded him, so he deserves lots of gifts 🎁.

Tonight (December 5), we put out the carrot and the slippers.
In Bitcoin language:
- The carrot 🥕 = the big players who buy the dip (they fill their reserves when the price drops a bit).
- The slippers = our little wallets nice and warm to keep our BTC.
- The glass of water = patience (because waiting without panicking is also being wise).

🍫 Tomorrow morning (December 6), surprises in the slippers.
What could happen:
- Small gift: the price gently rises towards $93,000 – $95,000 (like chocolates and clementines 🍊).
- Big gift: if the Fed is nice and institutions keep buying, we might see $100,000 before Christmas (the big gift under the tree 🎁✨).
- In 2026, jackpot: The wise big bearded ones (Tom Lee, Larry Fink…) predict a sleigh loaded with $180,000 / $250,000.

⚠️ And what about Père Fouettard? He is the nasty big dip (like -30% in November). But this year, he just grumbled for show... everyone has been wise and kept their BTC (HODL = being wise in crypto 😂).

In magical summary: Tonight, we put our little BTC in the slippers (we hold, we buy a little if we can). Tomorrow and all through December, lots of little treats and maybe a huge gift before Christmas. 🎄
Saint Nicholas loves those who believe in magic… and Bitcoin loves those who believe in it 💕
And you, what are you putting in your slippers tonight?

Happy Saint Nicholas 🙏💖💫
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
dairy milk mishra:
bienveillance 💖
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💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰 Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play: - Spotify = the music room - Zoom = the meeting room - Coinbase = the crypto treasure room - LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂 And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys. This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥 Result? For 25 minutes: - Spotify: "oops, no more music" - Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead" - Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins" - Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣 But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌 In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨ And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕ Good evening 💖, Warmly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫 * React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.
💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰

Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play:
- Spotify = the music room
- Zoom = the meeting room
- Coinbase = the crypto treasure room
- LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂

And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys.

This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥

Result? For 25 minutes:
- Spotify: "oops, no more music"
- Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead"
- Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins"
- Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣

But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌

In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨

And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕

Good evening 💖,
Warmly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫

* React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.
Steve Lepretre dr3e:
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💫💕🌹As if we were chatting over a steaming hot chocolate, with marshmallows on top for sweetness 💖. Imagine crypto as a big rollercoaster right now 🎢 $BTC (the star) is feeling a bit dizzy: it has come back down to around $91,000 after flirting with $100,000. But hey, it’s December, everyone is in "I’m taking my vacation and my profits" mode. Even cryptos need a break, right? 💪 The big bad bankers (BlackRock, state funds, etc.) are quietly shopping while prices are lower. Like Christmas sales, but billionaire style. 😂 🚀 $XRP , the clever one has rolled out its new toys (the famous ETFs) and has already attracted hundreds of millions of dollars. Even grandma will soon be able to buy XRP without a headache. Convenient, right? 🏛️ The United States is finally waking up, they say "okay, guys, we’re going to treat cryptos like normal stocks". It’s like going from a bike with training wheels to a Tesla. ⚠️ Little warning Some recent hacks remind us that the golden rule remains the same: we NEVER click on weird links, promise? 😘 In summary: The market is going "ouch ouch" in the short term but all the signals are flashing "IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE UP IN 2026". So, we breathe, we keep our little coins warm and enjoy the ride. 🚀 And you, what are you doing with your cryptos? Are you HODL or diving into the big rollercoaster? 💭💕 Kindly ✨️, #PATRICIABM 🌹💖💕💫
💫💕🌹As if we were chatting over a steaming hot chocolate, with marshmallows on top for sweetness 💖.
Imagine crypto as a big rollercoaster right now

🎢 $BTC (the star) is feeling a bit dizzy: it has come back down to around $91,000 after flirting with $100,000. But hey, it’s December, everyone is in "I’m taking my vacation and my profits" mode. Even cryptos need a break, right?

💪 The big bad bankers (BlackRock, state funds, etc.) are quietly shopping while prices are lower. Like Christmas sales, but billionaire style. 😂

🚀 $XRP , the clever one has rolled out its new toys (the famous ETFs) and has already attracted hundreds of millions of dollars. Even grandma will soon be able to buy XRP without a headache. Convenient, right?

🏛️ The United States is finally waking up, they say "okay, guys, we’re going to treat cryptos like normal stocks". It’s like going from a bike with training wheels to a Tesla.

⚠️ Little warning
Some recent hacks remind us that the golden rule remains the same: we NEVER click on weird links, promise? 😘

In summary: The market is going "ouch ouch" in the short term but all the signals are flashing "IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE UP IN 2026". So, we breathe, we keep our little coins warm and enjoy the ride. 🚀

And you, what are you doing with your cryptos? Are you HODL or diving into the big rollercoaster? 💭💕

Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💕💫
CuteAngel1515:
Thank you 🌹🌹 @PATRICIA B-M Beautiful picture ❤️❤️ Love you 💋💋
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