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🤣 $ACU /USDT – The Coin That Mooned, Died, and Woke Up Confused
Bro, ACU just pulled a Bollywood plot twist. It hit 0.3888 like a hero, crashed to 0.2242 like a villain, and now chilling at 0.2433 like it forgot what genre it’s in. EMA(7) and EMA(99) are cuddling like it’s cuffing season, while EMA(25) is third-wheeling in denial.

📊 Volume? 2.19B ACU traded. That’s not trading—that’s trauma therapy. Retail’s crying, whales are laughing, and the chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk architect.

💀 Sentiment:
Longs: 45.5%
Shorts: 54.5%
Translation: Retail still believes. Whales already booked Bali.

🎯 Trade Setup
Short Entry: 0.2450–0.2600
SL: 0.2650
TPs: 0.2422 → 0.2300 → 0.2240

🧨 Scalp Long (only if it nukes again)
Buy Zone: 0.1750–0.1900
SL: 0.1690
TP: 0.2200–0.2400

“ACU to the moon!”
– Retail, before the dump.
“ACU to the ICU.”
– Retail, after the dump.

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