teaovertokens

$BTC There was this guy who thought BTC stood for “Battery Token.”
He heard everyone was selling, so naturally… he bought.
Next day? Boom. Market crashed harder than his confidence.
Now he’s sitting there, staring at red charts like they owe him an apology.
Tells everyone, “It wasn’t Bitcoin, it was Bit-gone.”
Tried to become a crypto expert overnight—ended up becoming a full-time tea vendor with investment advice no one asked for.
Moral of the story: Do research. Or at least, Google it before betting your rent. 😂📉💸
#CryptoNoob #BTCFail #TeaOverTokens