Low budget advice:
1-Be conservative
2-Forget altcoin, memecoin, shitcoin, etc.
3-Invest in $BTC now
4-Sleep on it
5-Hold
6-Reinvest whenever / as often as you can
7-Come back in 10 years then send me a message
(8-Wish you had invested more)
"I ain't got no patience for these weak blockchain haters.
You know who I'm talkin' about.
All y'all weak nodes and faulty chains.
We're taking over the market.
All eyes on the blockchain.
(That's why I hold!)
First off, forget your coins and the exchanges you claim,
We're the real DeFi kings, in this decentralized game.
You claim you got smart contracts, but you ain't got no gas,
You pump and dump, but your network won't last.
Get your weak hands outta here, this is HODL territory,
We're stacking satoshis, that's the real glory.
You wanna trade, but you can't see the moon,
While we're staking our tokens, you’re just late to the boom.
Grab your ledger, it's a takeover, what you 'bout to do?
Real whales in the market, don't need no rescue.
You can fork your chain, but you can't beat the crew,
You messed with the wrong block, now we're coming for you.
I ain't got time for these rug pulls and scams,
I’m all in on Bitcoin, forget your weak-ass plans.
Your project’s a ghost chain, mining's too slow,
While we flash loans, making big gains grow.
You keep printing tokens like it’s all just fun,
But we got DeFi yield farms, making passive income.
We're decentralized, you can't control this space,
Your centralized exchange, it's a disgrace.
Grab your ledger, it's a takeover, what you 'bout to do?
Real whales in the market, don’t need no rescue.
You can fork your chain, but you can't beat the crew,
You messed with the wrong block, now we're coming for you.
You wanna short Bitcoin? That's a losing bet,
While we’re stacking ETH, you’re drowning in debt.
Your altcoin’s a joke, you’re just chasing trends,
We’re long-term holders, playing for the win.
You think you’re slick with your ICO game,
But we got DAO votes, putting you to shame.
You tried to hack the code, but it’s airtight,
We’re nodes in consensus, bringing the fight.
Yeah, that’s right, we’re taking over.
You can try to copy, but you can’t beat the block.
Blockchain forever, DeFi reigns supreme.
Mess with the code, get the hash.
HODL gang, we out."
-2Bad Yapur