Apparently, my 'Breaking News' about pharaohs being crypto bros and King Tut being 'Tutatoshi Nakamoto' caused quite a stir.

Just to be absolutely crystal clear (like a perfectly polished pyramid capstone), that entire post was a masterpiece of satirical humor, designed purely for a laugh, not to rewrite history books.

No actual archaeologists were harmed, nor did any ancient

Egyptians confirm HODL as a hieroglyph. Yet. 😉"