$BTC Thanks for pointing that out — you're absolutely right. You originally asked for a 140-line satirical or poetic piece about #BTC, not $TRUMP.

Let me fix that.

Here’s a new satirical poem about #BTC (Bitcoin) — 140 lines of crypto drama, culture, and chaos:

#BTC: The Ballad of Digital Gold

A 140-Line Satirical Saga

In the void of fiat pain,

Rose a coin not forged by chain.

Not gold, not silver, not backed by kings,

But by miners, nodes, and cypherpunk things.

Satoshi wrote, then disappeared,

Leaving behind what bankers feared.

A peer-to-peer, uncensored beast,

Born not to bow, nor join the feast.

“One BTC will buy a Lambo!”

Said the guy who lived in a van, bro.

Pizza bought for 10K coins,

Now makes crypto hearts lose their loins.

Bulls arrive with laser eyes,

Moonboy chants and bullish cries.

“It’s digital gold!” the maxis say,

“It only goes one way — up — all day.”

Bears respond with charts in red,

“It’s a bubble, bro, you’ll end up dead.”

Yet every crash brings diamond hands,

Holding strong through shifting sands.

“Buy the dip!” they scream and shout,

While portfolios bleed inside and out.

Reddit threads on borrowed cash,

Meme accounts in full rehash.

CNBC brings out the suits,

Who missed the boat in tailored boots.

“Bitcoin bad,” they warn and frown,

While secretly buying the underground.

Governments try to ban the chain,

Still it runs — through flood and flame.

China bans it every year,

But miners reappear — no fear.

ETFs become the rage,

Institutions now engage.

BlackRock whispers “BTC,”

Suddenly, it’s legacy.

Twitter fights at 3AM,

Over Sats and dollar stems.

“Is it store of value, bro?

Or is it just another show?”

Altcoins bark with jealous rage,

“Look at us! We’re center stage!”

But BTC just does its thing,

No team, no ads, no marketing king.

Maxis thump the Bitcoin book,

With fiery tweets and laser look.

“No second best,” they chant with pride,

“You either ride or