📢 BREAKING: Bitcoin just printed a Death Cross... and it's going straight to $5,000!
Don't believe the hype. $BTC has zero real-world utility, and even Ethereum is struggling. The only crypto that might survive is DOGE — backed by Elon and memes.
Blockchains were just a trend.
AI is the future, not crypto.
Still HODLing? Why? 😂

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