â 3:00 AM. You are not sleeping. You don't have insomnia â you have a BTC schedule.
There are no weekends in Web3. No working hours. No HR. There is only you, 17 open tabs, MetaMask, and the hope that today the token will âshow somethingâ.
đ§ Crypto addiction is real
You donât feel it right away. At first, itâs âIâll just check whatâs up with APTâ. Then â âokay, one more dropâ. And then you realize that the bathroom is a place for scrolling DEXTools.
đȘ A chair as a witness to all your ups and downs
He heard you cursing SOL, begging Uniswap, and rejoicing at +3% on a token that no one cares about. Psychotherapy? That's expensive. But a chair is free. Well, almost. If you donât count your spine.
đž Farming, trading, farming, swaps, staking
You are not an investor. You resemble a soldier on 7 fronts trying to survive in the trenches of volatility. And yet youâre still âsharing insightsâ on X as if you have everything under control.
đ”âđ« But is Web3 freedom?
Yes. The freedom to spend all your money on a token with an emoji.
The freedom to not sleep for 48 hours over an âentry pointâ.
The freedom to disappear from real life because âmarkets are movingâ.
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đ If this article seems too familiar to you â take a break. And just don't log into CoinMarketCap for âa secondâ. Because we both know how that will end.

