📉📈 Last 2 Days in the Crypto Market Be Like...

Me: “I’ll just hold. I’m a long-term investor now.” 😌🧘

Market: drops 15% in 3 hours 😭💔

Me again: “Okay maybe I’ll just check… once… every 5 minutes.” 😵‍💫📲

Then suddenly…

🟢 DMC pumps $2,000

Me: “WE'RE BACK BABY!! Lambo time!!” 🚗💨💸

10 minutes later...

🔴 It dumps again

Me: “I’ll just become a farmer or something...” 🌾😩

Moral of the story:

Crypto didn’t break my heart, it just showed me emotional cardio. 💔➡️❤️‍🔥➡️💀➡️🤣

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