Binance App Notification Be Like:

🔔 [BTC is down 7%]

Me: “Okay... it’s just market noise.”

🔔 [Portfolio down 25%]

Me: “It’s... it’s character development.”

🔔 [Liquidation Alert]

Me: Logs out emotionally 🥲

#BinanceNotifications #CryptoFeels #BinanceSquare #EmotionalDamage 😂