🤡 CONFESSIONS OF A FULL-TIME LOSER IN FUTURES TRADING 📉

— by someone who used to have hair, money, and self-respect

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👀 So I saw this post by AlertX Official with that confused Muslim girl staring at “Spot Trading” and “Futures Trading.”

And I swear… I FELT THAT.

That was me.

Except I chose Futures — because clearly I love pain, drama, and liquidation screenshots. 💔

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🚀 MY FUTURES TRADING JOURNEY (aka Horror Story):

• Started with ₹1,000

• Turned it into ₹10,000 in 2 days

• Felt like Warren Buffett with WiFi

• Then lost it all in 1 candle wick

• Reloaded.

• Lost again.

• Reloaded again (because my ego has no stop-loss)

• Currently trading emotions and inhaling Copium 😭

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💀 My daily routine as a Futures Trader:

📱 Open Binance

😐 Check 87 indicators I don’t understand

📉 Enter trade because “vibes”

🥴 Market goes opposite

😰 Pray, meditate, make dua

💥 Liquidation

🧠 Question life choices

🍵 Drink chai, repeat cycle

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Why didn’t I go with Spot Trading like a peaceful Muslim uncle? 😭

At least with Spot:

✅ You own the coin

✅ No leverage

✅ No drama

✅ And no getting heart attacks when Bitcoin sneezes

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Even my mom joined the roast session:

👩: “Beta, Futures kya hota hai?”

Me: “Amaanat jo kabhi wapas nahi aati…” 😭

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Lessons learned:

❌ Don’t trust anyone who says “10X easy profit”

❌ RSI doesn’t stand for “Really Smart Investment”

❌ And no, “liquidation” is not a cool trading badge — it’s trauma in disguise 💔

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📿 Now I only trade Spot like it's Sunnah.

Slow. Peaceful. No stress.

Like sipping roohafza on a hot day. 😌

Thank you AlertX Official for saving my last brain cell and future earnings 🙏

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🔚 Final Words of a Broken Trader:

If you still want to do Futures,

make sure your duas are stronger than your risk management. 😂

#SpotOverFutures #FOMOSeFarmao #HalalTradingOnly #CryptoRoast #AlertXOfficial

#DeenOverLiquidation #MuslimTraderProblems #wct