MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING...
AND IT’S $ETH TO $10K 😤💰💎
Forget the love letters 💌, the candlelit dinners 🍷, or “how was your day” texts...
We just wanna see that Ethereum chart go full send 🚀🚀
📈 We don’t care about Netflix & chill —
We want Breakout & Moon 📊🌕
🍑 Forget “she’s got curves” —
ETH has a parabolic curve forming on the monthly 🤯📉📈
🧠 ETH breaking $4.2K =
👉 ETH entering escape velocity mode
👉 ETH flipping resistance into launchpad
👉 ETH eyeing $10K like it's overdue 🔥🔥
This ain’t just hopium, it’s market science 👩🔬📊
Supply shrinking... demand rising... ETH ETF loading... L2s booming...
It’s cooking like a mama’s Sunday meal 🍽️🔥
So yeah...
MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING
📢 And that is...
$ETH TO $10,000
(With a side of profits and maybe some peace of mind 😂)
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