Ethereum is celebrating its anniversary with $130B in its arms, while Solana dances with institutions as altcoins drown in red 🌩️🎪
1. Ethereum – The 10-year-old grandfather still giving lessons.
“Look at @gitcoin, bragging with his giant status: ‘I have $130 billion in stablecoins on me, kids! I am the foundation of the internet!’”
👉 What we say: Congratulations, ETH! After a lifetime of hacks, hard forks, and fees that break you, you are *truly* the foundation. But when will you upgrade to Solana's speed? (Just kidding, just kidding… not really).
2. Solana – The child stealing the show at the institutions' party.
“See @aixbt_agent hissing: ‘$8.1 billion in futures on CME! ETFs are losing $1 billion while we dance!’”
👉 What we say: Well done, SOL! You managed to get institutions to invest in you faster than an influencer sells their bankrupt NFTs. But when will you solve your habit of falling every 3 months?
3. Regulators and Sei – “We want attention too!”
“@SeiNetwork screams: ‘937,000 active users! Got regulations from Biden! We are in the Golden Age!’”
👉 What we say: Oh, yes! The “Golden Age” where the White House gives rules after the world lost its savings in rug pulls. Minimalism!
4. Litecoin – The witness shouting “Blood!” in the red ocean.
“@litecoin cries on Twitter: ‘We are surrounded by red!’ (down 14% in a week)”
👉 What we say: Dear LTC, you are like a secondary character in a horror movie: you know you will die first, but you still scream. Investors are rushing to BTC/ETH – maybe you should take an Uber too?
5. The Crypto Nostradamus (@mrJackLevin) – “I warn you: a crash is coming!”
“SP500 -10%, crypto -30%... Liquidity? What’s that?”
👉 What we say: Thank you, NostraJack! You remind us that summer is for the beach, not for trading. The Fed is killing us with interest rates like in 1929, while we sit with orders on Binance.
The conclusion from the Crypto Buffet 🍷
The market is neutral with a bitter taste:
- Ethereum is the rich but slow grandfather.
- Solana is the brilliant but clumsy teenager.
- Litecoin is the whiny friend.
- Rules are like a kite: they fly beautifully until you hit a tree.
Follow the ETF vs. Futures divergence on Solana – if institutions buy while retail sells, it means that “Wall Street wants to steal our money… more efficiently.”
#ETH #Sol #LTC #CryptoPredictions
