😂 $DEFI Drama or Noble Sacrifice?*
Someone launched a coin… and then:

⏱️ *Spent 7 hours buying it from themselves*
👀 *Waited for others to join*
🙃 *No one did*
💥 *Rage-sold everything*

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Was it:
🎭 A *tragic little DeFi play*?
🛡️ Or a *heroic act* to save the world from another *$DOGS-tier shitcoin*?

#DOGS #DeFiMoments #CryptoTheatre #ShitcoinChronicles #CryptoComedy