🔥 SHOCK! The coin $TRUMP has collapsed because Trump himself "forgot" it in his pocket during washing!

*PALM BEACH* — The cryptocurrency $TRUMP dropped by 47% overnight after Donald Trump accidentally left his smartphone with the wallet in his pants, which ended up in the washing machine.

"It was a huge attack! The biggest attack in crypto history! Someone cranked the drum to 1400 revolutions — it was Biden, I know for sure!" — Trump said at a press conference, showcasing a wet phone with the words "Big Spin" on the screen.

Sources report that after the washing cycle, the coin began to "lose color" — literally: transactions appeared on the blockchain where $TRUMP turned into a pale pink token "$PINK".

Crypto expert @CryptoDoge commented: "This is the first case in history where a hash function broke due to the 'Delicate Wash' mode."

Trump promised to "restore the coin with the best laundry conditioner" and added: "We will make it so soft that everyone will want to touch it. The best coin. Never before has there been such softness!"
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