One man decided to approach family life with scientific precision — and for a whole year, he recorded the reasons for refusals in intimacy.
The result was almost accountant-like: over 365 days — 12 successful attempts and 352 arguments "why today is definitely not the day." The experiment was conceived as a search for patterns but turned into a full-fledged catalog of human ingenuity.
Leading the list are freshly laundered clothes, fatigue, and lack of mood. Following closely are eternal hits like "I have a headache," "too early," and "too late." A separate section includes series, face masks, curlers, and sudden concern for silence for the sake of neighbors. Even the air temperature and the phase of the day managed to get into the list of stop-factors.
The argument about clean clothes looks especially symbolic — as if order in the house automatically cancels out any other plans. And the phrase "what, can't you see, I'm sleeping!" sounds like a universal shield suitable for any time of day.
In the end, the man did not find the formula for success, but he collected a unique report on how easily life turns into a table of refusals if one takes it too literally. Sometimes statistics do not answer the question that was asked.
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