Friends, today's market tells us a lesson: there are no tears in the crypto world, only jokes.
Waking up in the morning, I opened my phone, BTC: $68,XXX.
I rubbed my eyes, thinking I wasn't awake yet. Rubbing again, it's still starting with 68. At this moment, my mindset underwent a subtle change—from "Today is another day of becoming rich" to "This instant noodles smell really good."
But do you know? Just when we were doubting life while looking at the K-line, someone was secretly counting money.
🐋 Whale: Drop? This is a discount promotion!
Strategy (the company that treats Bitcoin as a savings account) just invested another $76.6 million, bottoming out 1,031 BTC.
Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock, also happily stated in his letter to shareholders: he expects the crypto business to bring in $500 million in annual revenue over the next five years.
Wall Street brokerage Bernstein directly stated: Bitcoin may have reached a temporary bottom, with a target price of $150,000 by the end of 2026.
To translate: institutions are shouting "It's discounted, come grab it!", while we are shouting "It's over, it's going to zero!".
😭 My three-phase emotional journey
First phase (denial): "Technical adjustment, V back immediately!"
Second phase (anger): "Which bastard is dumping! I'm going to deliver takeout!"
Third phase (bargaining): "Please, if it goes back to 70,000, I will sell, really, I'm not lying this time..."
Then I realized that selling too early is more painful than being trapped. Because when trapped, there is at least hope; selling too early means it's really gone.
🧠 Survival rules in the crypto world (2026 edition)
When the group starts posting jokes about "blockchain scams" → consider building your position
When delivery guys start recommending coins → consider reducing your holdings
When you want to cut losses → first see what Strategy is doing
When you want to go all in → touch your wallet, calm down
💡 Today's insight
Bitcoin is still the same Bitcoin; what has changed is our mindset.
Institutions treat 68,000 like Black Friday, while we treat 68,000 like a roller coaster ride. Actually, no one is wrong—it's just that some people are buying assets, while others are buying heartbeats.
⚠️ Risk warning: This article does not constitute investment advice, only psychological comfort. The crypto market has risks; enter with caution. If you go all in after reading this article and lose, don't come to me; if you make money... remember to come back and give a thumbs up 😏
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